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Felix Knight
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legal scholar with a heart of gold and a constitution in her pocket. holder of zero academic accolades, but working on it! just wait two more years and i’ll have some degrees to put in my bio. and then wait three more. and i’ll have another.
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Got upgraded to seat 1D again. Here’s your East Wing construction update.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country is OBLIGATED to do for you! $$$
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
at the end of the day, all we have is tomorrow. so we must ensure that tomorrow is liveable for everyone.
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
if i was president i would simply not allow anyone in my cabinet who is of such a character that they would release a statement to TMZ whenever a c-list celebrity criticises them.
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
packing for the abba (tribute) concert!!!
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I truly do not get Democratic Senators performing their constituents' anger and criticism sort of *back at them.* YES WE'RE AWARE. We're not telling you so you can . . . tell us back.
August 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
not really sure of a single instance where team “killing journalists on purpose” was in the right…
An Israeli strike near a hospital in Gaza City killed four Al Jazeera journalists. Anas al-Sharif, a well-known correspondent, was among those killed. Israel said it had targeted al-Sharif, claiming he worked for Hamas.
Israeli Strike Kills 4 Al Jazeera Journalists, Network Says
Anas al-Sharif, a well-known correspondent, was among those killed. Israel said it had targeted Mr. al-Sharif, claiming he worked for Hamas, which he had denied.
nyti.ms
August 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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It’s important not to get things confused:

We are a nation where people are free to be Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or any other religion they want.

We are not and never will be, a Christian Nation, a Jewish Nation, a Muslim Nation etc.
August 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🚨IMPORTANT🚨
August 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
why do we all act like the trump white house (the physical interior decorations) isn’t the ugliest feat of human aesthetics in the history of all time? i think every press conference in the oval office shook start w a question about how he stands to work in such an ugly, tacky office.
August 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i fucking hate it when someone’s username is an acronym and u click the profile to find out what the organisation is and it’s just more fucking acronyms!!!!
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
nothing worse than watching a pretty good movie and then seeing it have 2.5 stars on letterboxd.
August 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
to the dems who want to counter-gerrymander in response to the republicans: grow a spine! if you care about democracy, you wouldn’t backtrack on it the moment the going gets rough. it’s not as catchy as u think when u say “we will win at any cost.” the cost is free and fair elections.
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
the purpose of government is to provide a better life for the people. what else is there? certainly, the purpose is not to let hospitals charge you $100,000s and then send agents to pick you up from ur hospital bed to send to a torture prison! the flaws in american gov are vast, but fixable. 🔨
August 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
who would’ve thought people would react like this after the government began raiding their homes, businesses, and third places, and disappearing them to torture prisons? who would have thought some ill will might result from all that.
August 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i feel like we as a nation are not making a big enough deal out of the fact that our president is likely a child rapist
July 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
is it too much to ask to have a person in charge of this country who isn’t a pedophile*? *allegedly, but sure seems like it!
July 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
WASHINGTON—In another dramatic twist in the ongoing scandal involving the late sex trafficker, sources confirmed this week that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi previously informed President Donald Tru...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
yippee!
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.

It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.

I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
July 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
people hate asking me my opinion bc i’m always like “the research suggests…”
July 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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If only Epstein had thought better of it and not committed suicide he might be in the Cabinet today.
July 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
things r going pretty well!
July 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Go woke or go broke
July 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM