featherandfan.bsky.social
@featherandfan.bsky.social
Rolls.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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In college I had a history prof walk into class slam a potato down & say "this is the most important entity here. There is not one person on this campus or even in this city whose significance to human history will prove to be anywhere close to that of a potato" & ykw gotta admit he was 100% right
February 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Trump take mail
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
February 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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roses are red
violets are blue
everything’s awful
but that’s nothing new

roses are red
violets are blue
I am exhausted
I bet you are too

roses are red
violets are blue
welcome back, polio
and whooping cough, too

roses are red
violets are blue
everyone deserves housing
healthcare and food
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Good morning, internet! It’s a beautiful Sunday in the desert and you are a horrible roadrunner.
February 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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It is a lot more reasonable to look to the people who've been successfully doing on-the-ground advocacy than to think you need to start from scratch.

The kitchen doesn't necessarily need more chefs. Often, it needs dishwashers.
January 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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🎶🎶🎶🎶
God bless you little porcupine,
Let nothing you dismay
You have evolved convergently
And that is all OK
While hedgehogs get the photo-ops
And higher average pay
You bring tidings of squeaking and joy
(Squeaking and joy)
You bring tidings of squeakiness and joy
🎶🎶🎶🎶
December 16, 2024 at 10:56 AM
But with homemade bread dough. No cheese, that’s not my variation.
November 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
The result of me trying to change the battery in the office clock. Time flies. Literally in this case.
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
There are benefits to being the one who plans the meeting and pays the bill.
November 1, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Progress
October 30, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM