It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the

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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

“I feel like I’m in the deep south”

I will repost every single one of these

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It’s a shame WMU football was shut down after PJ left, so I had to get creative.

Score of the championship game and an extra 100 because directional Michigan schools gotta contribute (plus fees).

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol

My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市