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27. He/They. Tired. Bi. Idiot. Mostly idiot. Mostly posting my OC.
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Get to know my OC a little bit! I've posted Javelina a lot but not said a lot about her, here's some little tidbits xd
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September 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.

Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.

He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.

His attacks won't change any of that.
‘Democrats are going to come to regret this’: After Epstein vote, Trump ready to attack
The White House is frustrated about being backed into a corner on the Epstein vote. They plan to punish Democrats for it.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The Mighty Nien - Menagerie Coast

This is probably my most popular piece of Mighty Nien artwork and I have this piece in particular to thank for allowing me to do official work for Critical Role.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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They flipped out about rap music for *decades*
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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1. Great, let's do this

2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators

3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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The party goes through some group bonding exercises. Art by Qwickjoe on twitter!
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason

game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The party goes through some group bonding exercises. Art by Qwickjoe on twitter!
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Is it too on the nose to call Javelina the life of the party? Featuring @quickjoe.bsky.social's OCs!
April 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Javelina believes you can do it! (I need some of that belief rn for real)
June 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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AAAAAAAAHHHH SHE'S SO CUTE LOOK AT HERRRRRRRRRRR

Thank you so much again to @valentinainat1.bsky.social for drawing my little blorbo, Javelina looks absolutely amazing in your style 🫠
August 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"

My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Karlach x Hellboy
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Karlach accidently burning down the ladies tents. Its fine cause she can do no wrong.😌
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Ymir doodle(?) #myart #dnd #ocs #tiefling #bg3
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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sunset dance
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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arts festival president saying "half our grants go back to city in police costs" is beyond infuriating. the police run a protection racket. they are a literal mob, dude
246: folk fest president. Advocating for increased funding for arts. Arts is a necessity. Festivals under threat. Many have folded. We bring in millions of dollars to economy. We bring joy in world of despair. Half of our grants just go back to city in police costs.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
December 8, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Gettin' sandy!
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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lae'zel and shawty from last year
May 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I just had to do this trend with Nina 👠😍
(PS there's a bonus piece over on patreon)
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM