Retch
@fatwizardass.bsky.social
he/him/it, half goblin, 31, queer, beta
my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies
dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes
https://fatwizardass.straw.page
my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies
dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes
https://fatwizardass.straw.page
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Retch
@fatwizardass.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Need some recommendations for some darker sounding dungeon synth, so far a lot of what I’ve found is very shire-esque and I’m looking for more Mount Doom
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
Spent almost 600$ at the vet today 😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Spent almost 600$ at the vet today 😭
God I fucking hate being in customers houses while they watch Fox News, I feel myself getting stupider the more I listen to it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
God I fucking hate being in customers houses while they watch Fox News, I feel myself getting stupider the more I listen to it.
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
Do you guys salt your hot dog water before boiling said hot dogs?
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do you guys salt your hot dog water before boiling said hot dogs?
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In other news I'm now unemployed so I intend to pour all my energy into arts.
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In other news I'm now unemployed so I intend to pour all my energy into arts.
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
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Was going to be a good boy and cook myself lunch to take to work tomorrow but my apartment decided to shut our water off without warning 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Was going to be a good boy and cook myself lunch to take to work tomorrow but my apartment decided to shut our water off without warning 😭
Finally own a metal fart chair <3 best 15$ I’ve ever spent.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Finally own a metal fart chair <3 best 15$ I’ve ever spent.
Currently talking myself into getting an inkjet printer
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Currently talking myself into getting an inkjet printer
I unearthed an ancient relic at the used bookstore today
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I unearthed an ancient relic at the used bookstore today
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when I step on cat puke with my bare foot
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
when I step on cat puke with my bare foot
When I get caught in the rain
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When I get caught in the rain
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Started taking a fiber supplement today 🤪
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Started taking a fiber supplement today 🤪
Stimming on the toilet ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stimming on the toilet ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Unfortunately my instructor has a very boring voice 😩 these 3 hour classes are going to be rough
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Unfortunately my instructor has a very boring voice 😩 these 3 hour classes are going to be rough
Starting a fiber class tonight, I hope my teacher isn’t too boring 🥱
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Starting a fiber class tonight, I hope my teacher isn’t too boring 🥱
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Thousands of Rats Impaled tapes will be available Thursday, October 30th 7AM PST at Flying Broom Records
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thousands of Rats Impaled tapes will be available Thursday, October 30th 7AM PST at Flying Broom Records
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
Ate too much at dinner and now I’m feeling like big gassy alpha
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ate too much at dinner and now I’m feeling like big gassy alpha
Decided to go shopping after work and got some used dvds, cassettes and a cd!
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Decided to go shopping after work and got some used dvds, cassettes and a cd!