Retch
@fatwizardass.bsky.social
he/him/it, half goblin, 31, queer, beta
my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies
dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes
https://fatwizardass.straw.page
my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies
dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes
https://fatwizardass.straw.page
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Retch
@fatwizardass.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Need some recommendations for some darker sounding dungeon synth, so far a lot of what I’ve found is very shire-esque and I’m looking for more Mount Doom
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In other news I'm now unemployed so I intend to pour all my energy into arts.
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In other news I'm now unemployed so I intend to pour all my energy into arts.
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)
THANK YOU!!!
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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
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Was going to be a good boy and cook myself lunch to take to work tomorrow but my apartment decided to shut our water off without warning 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Was going to be a good boy and cook myself lunch to take to work tomorrow but my apartment decided to shut our water off without warning 😭
Finally own a metal fart chair <3 best 15$ I’ve ever spent.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Finally own a metal fart chair <3 best 15$ I’ve ever spent.
Currently talking myself into getting an inkjet printer
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Currently talking myself into getting an inkjet printer
I unearthed an ancient relic at the used bookstore today
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I unearthed an ancient relic at the used bookstore today
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when I step on cat puke with my bare foot
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
when I step on cat puke with my bare foot
When I get caught in the rain
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When I get caught in the rain
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Started taking a fiber supplement today 🤪
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Started taking a fiber supplement today 🤪
Stimming on the toilet ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stimming on the toilet ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Unfortunately my instructor has a very boring voice 😩 these 3 hour classes are going to be rough
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Unfortunately my instructor has a very boring voice 😩 these 3 hour classes are going to be rough
Starting a fiber class tonight, I hope my teacher isn’t too boring 🥱
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Starting a fiber class tonight, I hope my teacher isn’t too boring 🥱
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Thousands of Rats Impaled tapes will be available Thursday, October 30th 7AM PST at Flying Broom Records
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thousands of Rats Impaled tapes will be available Thursday, October 30th 7AM PST at Flying Broom Records
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
Ate too much at dinner and now I’m feeling like big gassy alpha
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ate too much at dinner and now I’m feeling like big gassy alpha
Decided to go shopping after work and got some used dvds, cassettes and a cd!
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Decided to go shopping after work and got some used dvds, cassettes and a cd!
Getting out of bed to go to the store bc we want chocolate milk
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Getting out of bed to go to the store bc we want chocolate milk
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i wish I could just stop shitting forever
October 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i wish I could just stop shitting forever
Protein maxing turns to fart maxing real quick
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Protein maxing turns to fart maxing real quick
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Stage Fright
Ink on paper
Ink on paper
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Stage Fright
Ink on paper
Ink on paper
Back on my rotisserie chicken grind
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Back on my rotisserie chicken grind