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Retch
@fatwizardass.bsky.social
he/him/it, half goblin, 31, queer, beta

my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies

dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes

https://fatwizardass.straw.page
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Need some recommendations for some darker sounding dungeon synth, so far a lot of what I’ve found is very shire-esque and I’m looking for more Mount Doom
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In other news I'm now unemployed so I intend to pour all my energy into arts.

There's never been a better time to support what I do, commission art (serpenscodex.com or sylfvr.art/gallery), listen to my music (fynavenrecords.bandcamp.com) or check my free packs (ko-fi.com/sylfvr/shop)

THANK YOU!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Was going to be a good boy and cook myself lunch to take to work tomorrow but my apartment decided to shut our water off without warning 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Finally own a metal fart chair <3 best 15$ I’ve ever spent.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Metal fart chair
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Currently talking myself into getting an inkjet printer
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I unearthed an ancient relic at the used bookstore today
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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when I step on cat puke with my bare foot
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When I get caught in the rain
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Started taking a fiber supplement today 🤪
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Stimming on the toilet ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
God I wish this was me right now

#abeastsloveislikethemoon #yaoi #ipadtime
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Unfortunately my instructor has a very boring voice 😩 these 3 hour classes are going to be rough
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Starting a fiber class tonight, I hope my teacher isn’t too boring 🥱
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Thousands of Rats Impaled tapes will be available Thursday, October 30th 7AM PST at Flying Broom Records

flyingbroomrecords.bandcamp.com/music
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ate too much at dinner and now I’m feeling like big gassy alpha
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Decided to go shopping after work and got some used dvds, cassettes and a cd!
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Getting out of bed to go to the store bc we want chocolate milk
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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i wish I could just stop shitting forever
October 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Protein maxing turns to fart maxing real quick
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Stage Fright
Ink on paper
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Back on my rotisserie chicken grind
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM