Dr. VanHellsing
@fatvond.bsky.social
She/Her from the land of the ice and snow. Professional Hater. Academic of All Things Obscene and Occult. Yelling into the void.
Movies you've watched more than six times using gifs. (No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times using gifs. (No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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Pope Francis after meeting JD Vance:
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
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April 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Pope Francis after meeting JD Vance:
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"Judge me by my actions."
Okay. Done.
Okay. Done.
April 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Judge me by my actions."
Okay. Done.
Okay. Done.
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"I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr." - Dr. Stanley Plotkin speaks up about the serious harms rubella caused, and the risks Kennedy is bringing back. www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm... via @inquirer.com
I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr. |Opinion
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s efforts to make the use of the MMR vaccine voluntary are not only letting loose measles but also will allow mumps and rubella to return to America.
www.inquirer.com
April 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I put the ‘R’ in the MMR vaccine, and I’m scared that, like measles, rubella could make a comeback under RFK Jr." - Dr. Stanley Plotkin speaks up about the serious harms rubella caused, and the risks Kennedy is bringing back. www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm... via @inquirer.com
In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.
April 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.
Don't worry guys, I've been informed by someone FAR more intellectual and discerning that these posts are all radfem propaganda and there are no more misogynists because men are the true victims!
And these are the same dudes whining about the male loneliness epidemic
April 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Don't worry guys, I've been informed by someone FAR more intellectual and discerning that these posts are all radfem propaganda and there are no more misogynists because men are the true victims!
My SAHM sister bought a chicken coup off of Amazon, helped the delivery guy back into her driveway, then assembled the entire coup with my baby nephew on her back. Fuck out of here.
That is a personal skill issue. I'm the assembler in my household
April 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My SAHM sister bought a chicken coup off of Amazon, helped the delivery guy back into her driveway, then assembled the entire coup with my baby nephew on her back. Fuck out of here.
I'd come UNGLUED if I saw someone manhandling my niece or nephew like that. Physical discipline is un-fucking-necessary, especially at 4.
April 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'd come UNGLUED if I saw someone manhandling my niece or nephew like that. Physical discipline is un-fucking-necessary, especially at 4.
I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."
April 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."
Honestly, props to her for not slapping him for doing that at her BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING. I would be so furious that my SO made her day about him and tried to do that to me in front of all those people...
April 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Honestly, props to her for not slapping him for doing that at her BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING. I would be so furious that my SO made her day about him and tried to do that to me in front of all those people...
@raidenshred.bsky.social I hope this post finds you before my thralls do... 🪄🧹😈
Snake found in Ireland for first time ever as fisherman stumbles upon strange whistling serpent on small island
https://www.europesays.com/1959106/
The usually tight-knit population on a small island in the west of Ireland is being split by an…
https://www.europesays.com/1959106/
The usually tight-knit population on a small island in the west of Ireland is being split by an…
Snake found in Ireland for first time ever as fisherman stumbles upon strange whistling serpent on small island
The usually tight-knit population on a small island in the west of Ireland is being split by an
www.europesays.com
April 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@raidenshred.bsky.social I hope this post finds you before my thralls do... 🪄🧹😈
Before I lost my shit: I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ 🤗
After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ
After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ
April 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Before I lost my shit: I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶!̶ 🤗
After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ
After I have lost my shit: I hope this email finds you before I do. ಠ_ಠ
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Trump was always going to spend his second term screaming "They're stealing our MOON CANDY!" then crashing the global economy because of the ghosts in his brain, but it might have helped if so many media outlets hadn't run "Here's what your share of a Moon Candy seizure might look like!" stories
April 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trump was always going to spend his second term screaming "They're stealing our MOON CANDY!" then crashing the global economy because of the ghosts in his brain, but it might have helped if so many media outlets hadn't run "Here's what your share of a Moon Candy seizure might look like!" stories
This is the level of spite I relate to. Hell yeah, Booker.
The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech shortly after 8 p.m. on Tuesday.
Cory Booker breaks a 68-year-old Senate record with a 25-hour speech
The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech sh...
www.npr.org
April 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is the level of spite I relate to. Hell yeah, Booker.
When people show you who they are, believe them.
March 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When people show you who they are, believe them.
So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.
March 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.
Went from owing $400 to getting $900+ back, LET'S FUCKING GO.
March 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Went from owing $400 to getting $900+ back, LET'S FUCKING GO.
Just about to file my taxes so I'll either end up surprisingly happy or crashing out and crying, stay tuned for updates. 🙃😫
March 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just about to file my taxes so I'll either end up surprisingly happy or crashing out and crying, stay tuned for updates. 🙃😫
There is no bigger victim than a man who wants to be a victim.
March 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There is no bigger victim than a man who wants to be a victim.
Just had to run into work with no makeup on and no hair done wearing grubby clothes because I forgot all my tax shit and I have an appointment to file today 😭
"Oh Em GeE, i DiDn'T eVeN rEcOgNiZe YoU!"
I KNOW CHERYL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FILE THAT FUCKING CHART.
"Oh Em GeE, i DiDn'T eVeN rEcOgNiZe YoU!"
I KNOW CHERYL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FILE THAT FUCKING CHART.
Don'T Look At Me Withyour Judgemental,Hollow Eyeholes..Gif GIF
ALT: Don'T Look At Me Withyour Judgemental,Hollow Eyeholes..Gif GIF
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March 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Just had to run into work with no makeup on and no hair done wearing grubby clothes because I forgot all my tax shit and I have an appointment to file today 😭
"Oh Em GeE, i DiDn'T eVeN rEcOgNiZe YoU!"
I KNOW CHERYL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FILE THAT FUCKING CHART.
"Oh Em GeE, i DiDn'T eVeN rEcOgNiZe YoU!"
I KNOW CHERYL, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FILE THAT FUCKING CHART.
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This is Pippa. She’s been on many scenic hikes and has seen many beautiful views. But she has also napped through her fair share of those views, and we don’t blame her one bit. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
March 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is Pippa. She’s been on many scenic hikes and has seen many beautiful views. But she has also napped through her fair share of those views, and we don’t blame her one bit. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
Who the hell was waiting to tell me Alien is now a tabletop RPG?!
March 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Who the hell was waiting to tell me Alien is now a tabletop RPG?!
There is no fucking way I just had to tell a mother that her two children could not wear roller skates in our lobby. There is also NO WAY that she actually thinks I'M THE ASSHOLE for doing so.
a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen
ALT: a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There is no fucking way I just had to tell a mother that her two children could not wear roller skates in our lobby. There is also NO WAY that she actually thinks I'M THE ASSHOLE for doing so.