Dr. VanHellsing
@fatvond.bsky.social
She/Her from the land of the ice and snow. Professional Hater. Academic of All Things Obscene and Occult. Yelling into the void.
In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.
April 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In retrospect, the munchies may have made our eyes bigger than our stomachs. But bomb ass Indian food is worth the gluttony.
I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."
April 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have received 5 customer service complaints from this morning alone, it's only 10:48am, and I have reached the point of dissociation where all I hear is Ruby Rhod screaming "CORVINNNN DALLAAAAAS."
So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.
March 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So we're not going to spiral today which means I shut my brain off and power cleaned my bathroom then meal prepped Buddha bowls for lunch this week making my own sauce out of rice vinegar, hoisin sauce, chili oil, and cane sugar. And a little Sriracha because I'm basic.
This is going to be weirder than usual.
March 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is going to be weirder than usual.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
When the toddler grabs for your present first and screams with excitement when they see it:
March 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When the toddler grabs for your present first and screams with excitement when they see it:
Brother. I'm asking for one fucking day.
March 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Brother. I'm asking for one fucking day.
The last hand of Ransom Note asked for a list of our worst sins. 🫣😂
March 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The last hand of Ransom Note asked for a list of our worst sins. 🫣😂
Damn it won't play the gif. Let me improvise.
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Damn it won't play the gif. Let me improvise.
WOOHOO, MY RECOMMENDATION CARRIES WEIGHT
March 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WOOHOO, MY RECOMMENDATION CARRIES WEIGHT
Girls day birthday dinner!
March 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Girls day birthday dinner!
Humble brag here but I have the best boyfriend. 💜
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Humble brag here but I have the best boyfriend. 💜
Last day before my 3 day birthday weekend after working 13+ hours yesterday and I am giving up to become fully unhinged and weird today.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Last day before my 3 day birthday weekend after working 13+ hours yesterday and I am giving up to become fully unhinged and weird today.
Hour 10 of a 12, possibly 13 hour shift and I am throwing in the towel because my brain has broken.
March 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hour 10 of a 12, possibly 13 hour shift and I am throwing in the towel because my brain has broken.
Happy International Women's Day to all the women who watered me.
March 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Happy International Women's Day to all the women who watered me.
I feel slightly attacked. 😂 #FeminineArchetype
March 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I feel slightly attacked. 😂 #FeminineArchetype
From the universe last night.
March 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
From the universe last night.
This Venus eclipse is so fucking awful, I'm leaving Twitter to try and stop anymore fights with my boyfriend 🙃
March 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This Venus eclipse is so fucking awful, I'm leaving Twitter to try and stop anymore fights with my boyfriend 🙃
Two jumps in a week
I bet you think that's pretty clever, don't you, boy...
You'd kill yourself for recognition,
Kill yourself to never, ever stop.
You broke another mirror,
You're turning into something you are not.
Don't leave me high
Don't leave me dry
I bet you think that's pretty clever, don't you, boy...
You'd kill yourself for recognition,
Kill yourself to never, ever stop.
You broke another mirror,
You're turning into something you are not.
Don't leave me high
Don't leave me dry
January 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Two jumps in a week
I bet you think that's pretty clever, don't you, boy...
You'd kill yourself for recognition,
Kill yourself to never, ever stop.
You broke another mirror,
You're turning into something you are not.
Don't leave me high
Don't leave me dry
I bet you think that's pretty clever, don't you, boy...
You'd kill yourself for recognition,
Kill yourself to never, ever stop.
You broke another mirror,
You're turning into something you are not.
Don't leave me high
Don't leave me dry
THANK FUCK.
FUCK YOU MUSK.
FUCK YOU MUSK.
December 9, 2023 at 12:26 AM
THANK FUCK.
FUCK YOU MUSK.
FUCK YOU MUSK.