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This is not a fetish account. I don't like farts. This is my job.
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Fart Reviews
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· Jan 29
We can make the world a better place by choosing dignity over cruelty and fear. I've spent some time in a small corner of bluesky, where some fetish folks live. They're kind people worthy of respect. I'd never yuck their yum. I hope this comes across in my reviews.
I'm just the fart guy tho idk
I'm just the fart guy tho idk
Don't cry because I farted, smile because you smelled it
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Don't cry because I farted, smile because you smelled it
I'm really the Simon Cowell of the craft of farting. Perhaps, at times, the Randy Jackson. But NEVER the Paula Abdul.
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'm really the Simon Cowell of the craft of farting. Perhaps, at times, the Randy Jackson. But NEVER the Paula Abdul.
I'm really the Roger Ebert of farts unfortunately. He actually hated movies and was forced to watch them by means of some sort of clockwork orange machine.
I do not want to be in the clockwork orange machine for farts. But them's the breaks.
I do not want to be in the clockwork orange machine for farts. But them's the breaks.
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm really the Roger Ebert of farts unfortunately. He actually hated movies and was forced to watch them by means of some sort of clockwork orange machine.
I do not want to be in the clockwork orange machine for farts. But them's the breaks.
I do not want to be in the clockwork orange machine for farts. But them's the breaks.
Any farts today just checking
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Any farts today just checking
You may have noticed I've posted no new fart reviews lately. There have simply been no farts this season that could manage even a passing glance from me. An issue perpetually inflating -- blockbuster farts passed & forgotten in hot summer air. Tired regurgitations of yesteryear's flatulations.
July 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You may have noticed I've posted no new fart reviews lately. There have simply been no farts this season that could manage even a passing glance from me. An issue perpetually inflating -- blockbuster farts passed & forgotten in hot summer air. Tired regurgitations of yesteryear's flatulations.
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PLEASE use earbuds when listening to your fart compilations in the con space!!!
July 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
PLEASE use earbuds when listening to your fart compilations in the con space!!!
Me when im in a hurry and my boss needs me to review the new fart that just hit the presses
Wet fart noises, too. Definitely some sharting. Just the worst.
July 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me when im in a hurry and my boss needs me to review the new fart that just hit the presses
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if i had a full suit of armor i would fart in it
July 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
if i had a full suit of armor i would fart in it
I hate to say it but this one's a certified fart post ✅️
guuuuurl, are you my car, cause you're a certified gas guzzler
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I hate to say it but this one's a certified fart post ✅️
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the next generation of fart inflation furries is already on it's way
May 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the next generation of fart inflation furries is already on it's way
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I’ll stop the world and fart with you
May 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ll stop the world and fart with you
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The fart-on-paper medium is saturated and most techniques in the genre are already well-trodden. We've seen the rorschach shart and the stinky newspaper over and over again. I am unconvinced you or anyone else can make paper fart art that is not stale and pedestrian.
May 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The fart-on-paper medium is saturated and most techniques in the genre are already well-trodden. We've seen the rorschach shart and the stinky newspaper over and over again. I am unconvinced you or anyone else can make paper fart art that is not stale and pedestrian.
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A candid, unpretentious bubblegum palate & pop art sensibility betrays a mystery for this reviewer: why are so many farters in media distressed at their imminent flatulence? Our subject stares assward in apprehension - perhaps acknowledging the presence of the viewer a la Velasquez' Las Meninas?
May 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A candid, unpretentious bubblegum palate & pop art sensibility betrays a mystery for this reviewer: why are so many farters in media distressed at their imminent flatulence? Our subject stares assward in apprehension - perhaps acknowledging the presence of the viewer a la Velasquez' Las Meninas?
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I never had a Twitter but if I did have a Twitter my account would be called fart reviews and I would be doing stuff like this
January 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I never had a Twitter but if I did have a Twitter my account would be called fart reviews and I would be doing stuff like this
In case you all were wondering how I keep my finger on the pulse of the fart world
May 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In case you all were wondering how I keep my finger on the pulse of the fart world
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Be still my fart
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Be still my fart
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A standard-bearer for the genre of concrete poetry. A giant among its peers. Note both the shapes created by the words and the twist of their relative positions. One expects the big shit to be a consequence of hard fart but here we see expectations flipped. A piece truly worthy of reflection.
May 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A standard-bearer for the genre of concrete poetry. A giant among its peers. Note both the shapes created by the words and the twist of their relative positions. One expects the big shit to be a consequence of hard fart but here we see expectations flipped. A piece truly worthy of reflection.
My boss got us one of these but we found out later the one he got actually blows the fart back in. It has had a serious negative impact on my health.
Okay google how to replace bathroom fart fan
May 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My boss got us one of these but we found out later the one he got actually blows the fart back in. It has had a serious negative impact on my health.
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Crouching Tiger Farting Dragon
February 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Crouching Tiger Farting Dragon
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Man, inflation is killing me (both kinds)
February 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Man, inflation is killing me (both kinds)
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Strike me down for farting and you shall only make me stinkier
April 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Strike me down for farting and you shall only make me stinkier
My boss the second i get to work in the morning:
why aren’t videos loading i need to see lotus lafawn twerk and fart on bluesky dot com!!!
May 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My boss the second i get to work in the morning:
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An enigmatic, yet uncomplex affair. Elegant in its use of negative space & effervescent, carefree composition. Hints of Rene Magritte's Cloud Man. Though its use of color may seem pedestrian, this reviewer would urge reflection upon the Pagliacci contrast btwn the subject's expression and regalia.
May 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
An enigmatic, yet uncomplex affair. Elegant in its use of negative space & effervescent, carefree composition. Hints of Rene Magritte's Cloud Man. Though its use of color may seem pedestrian, this reviewer would urge reflection upon the Pagliacci contrast btwn the subject's expression and regalia.