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This is not a fetish account. I don't like farts. This is my job.
New Zealand farts don't count sorry too shrill
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Big if true
May 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Are you aware of such a technology? The implications for statecraft and espionage are limitless
May 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
These were actually the exact interview questions I went through to get this job as a fart reviewer
May 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
How strange to see the whole premise of my fart reviews project reduced like a thick demi-glace down to one Jensen Ackles meme. This reviewer is stunned.
May 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Oh
May 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I talk about it all the time but the legacy media ignores me
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah I'm in the trenches alright
May 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The last one works but the rest insist upon themselves a bit too much. Sometimes they resonate better when you dont push em out
May 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I wish I were a bot. I hate my job but my 401k isnt vested yet and i got kids to feed
May 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Look this is my job I have to pay my mortgage somehow ok how about a little solidarity with the proletariat
May 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Fart Reviews
the next generation of fart inflation furries is already on it's way
May 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Im just going to stand there but i appreciate the offer
May 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh why
May 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yeah print this out and fart on it and then we will see
May 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Certified fart post ✅️ Modern Stinklish
May 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM