Micah Best Friend
@fart.kiwi
Don't believe the hype.
Minneapolis
Minneapolis
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First 25 fans who show up to the Twins game get free uniforms and gloves.
July 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
First 25 fans who show up to the Twins game get free uniforms and gloves.
Never met a giant sloth in a cut-the-rope game I didn’t like
July 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Never met a giant sloth in a cut-the-rope game I didn’t like
Happy See Every Single One of Your Exes in Powderhorn Park Day to all who celebrate
May 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy See Every Single One of Your Exes in Powderhorn Park Day to all who celebrate
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how slurm meets k8s: introducing soperator by nebius
March 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
how slurm meets k8s: introducing soperator by nebius
Born and raised in Minneapolis and I just realized the bar is called The Cabooze, not The Caboose
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Born and raised in Minneapolis and I just realized the bar is called The Cabooze, not The Caboose
One thing I'm realizing from getting our siding replaced is that no one can ring your doorbell if you don't have a doorbell. Huge improvement.
January 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
One thing I'm realizing from getting our siding replaced is that no one can ring your doorbell if you don't have a doorbell. Huge improvement.
@jonbois.bsky.social Thank you for exposing banana peels. About a decade ago a friend of mine, a computer programmer, slipped on a banana peel in a stairway while at work. He won a worker's comp claim over it. I've thought about that a lot since then.
December 8, 2024 at 3:17 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social Thank you for exposing banana peels. About a decade ago a friend of mine, a computer programmer, slipped on a banana peel in a stairway while at work. He won a worker's comp claim over it. I've thought about that a lot since then.
Our cats caught a bat in our house this morning before my parents came over. We were advised to get it euthanized and tested for rabies, but the lab isn't open until tomorrow.
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Our cats caught a bat in our house this morning before my parents came over. We were advised to get it euthanized and tested for rabies, but the lab isn't open until tomorrow.
Truly vile in a uniquely captivating way
November 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Truly vile in a uniquely captivating way
explain your username
pretty self-explanatory, innit
pretty self-explanatory, innit
explain ur username
my name is Ben Harris
my name is Ben Harris
October 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
explain your username
pretty self-explanatory, innit
pretty self-explanatory, innit
Me: Homebrew, please update this one package to pull in the next minor version
Homebrew: You got it! Updating 500 completely fucking unrelated packages several major versions each! It's gonna take 15 minutes! Eat shit!
Homebrew: You got it! Updating 500 completely fucking unrelated packages several major versions each! It's gonna take 15 minutes! Eat shit!
October 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Me: Homebrew, please update this one package to pull in the next minor version
Homebrew: You got it! Updating 500 completely fucking unrelated packages several major versions each! It's gonna take 15 minutes! Eat shit!
Homebrew: You got it! Updating 500 completely fucking unrelated packages several major versions each! It's gonna take 15 minutes! Eat shit!
This is the only fall equinox I observe
September 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
This is the only fall equinox I observe
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me wiping stuff on my pants: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me walking around with stuff all over my pants: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
me walking around with stuff all over my pants: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
September 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
me wiping stuff on my pants: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me walking around with stuff all over my pants: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
me walking around with stuff all over my pants: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
Feeling burnt out at your programming job? Try changing the color scheme of your editor. It's like having a whole new job.
September 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Feeling burnt out at your programming job? Try changing the color scheme of your editor. It's like having a whole new job.
Hot damn, just got $126 from a class action settlement against the Star Tribune that I had forgotten about and was expecting the usual pocket change from. Time to celebrate with some @racketmn.bsky.social merch?
September 12, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Hot damn, just got $126 from a class action settlement against the Star Tribune that I had forgotten about and was expecting the usual pocket change from. Time to celebrate with some @racketmn.bsky.social merch?
Holy shit, the intro Ken Griffey Jrs Winning Run goes HARD www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmw7...
Ken Griffey Jr.s Winning Run Intro (SNES Introduction)
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September 6, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Holy shit, the intro Ken Griffey Jrs Winning Run goes HARD www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmw7...
Updates: We got married and also it was a shotgun wedding
August 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Updates: We got married and also it was a shotgun wedding
Squirrel situation has escalated quickly. We just had two squirrels in the house at the same time because they had chewed two separate holes in two different windows. We’ve never had any squirrel issues like this before. This is some horror movie shit and I’m scared
August 15, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Squirrel situation has escalated quickly. We just had two squirrels in the house at the same time because they had chewed two separate holes in two different windows. We’ve never had any squirrel issues like this before. This is some horror movie shit and I’m scared
Nothing makes you feel alive like a squirrel in the house
August 14, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Nothing makes you feel alive like a squirrel in the house
I didn't wake up planning to bully Jakeeno's, but what in the absolute fuck is this? $185,000 GoFundMe to renovate their building so they can "rebuild" South Minneapolis? What a joke
August 1, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I didn't wake up planning to bully Jakeeno's, but what in the absolute fuck is this? $185,000 GoFundMe to renovate their building so they can "rebuild" South Minneapolis? What a joke
This mf said seeking rent isn’t rent seeking
I think your definition of rent seeking is not consistent with that in economics. Providing housing for rent does provide a good to society.
April 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
This mf said seeking rent isn’t rent seeking
I’ve been eating a lot of rice lately. Good stuff. Not sure why no major cuisines have caught on to this
April 1, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I’ve been eating a lot of rice lately. Good stuff. Not sure why no major cuisines have caught on to this