Micah Best Friend
@fart.kiwi
Don't believe the hype.
Minneapolis
Minneapolis
Never met a giant sloth in a cut-the-rope game I didn’t like
July 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Never met a giant sloth in a cut-the-rope game I didn’t like
Our cats caught a bat in our house this morning before my parents came over. We were advised to get it euthanized and tested for rabies, but the lab isn't open until tomorrow.
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Our cats caught a bat in our house this morning before my parents came over. We were advised to get it euthanized and tested for rabies, but the lab isn't open until tomorrow.
Truly vile in a uniquely captivating way
November 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Truly vile in a uniquely captivating way
This is the only fall equinox I observe
September 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
This is the only fall equinox I observe
All I see is "CO2 trending downwards"
September 14, 2024 at 2:57 PM
All I see is "CO2 trending downwards"
It's really difficult to get pictures of both of them at the same time
August 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
It's really difficult to get pictures of both of them at the same time
Updates: We got married and also it was a shotgun wedding
August 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Updates: We got married and also it was a shotgun wedding
I didn't wake up planning to bully Jakeeno's, but what in the absolute fuck is this? $185,000 GoFundMe to renovate their building so they can "rebuild" South Minneapolis? What a joke
August 1, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I didn't wake up planning to bully Jakeeno's, but what in the absolute fuck is this? $185,000 GoFundMe to renovate their building so they can "rebuild" South Minneapolis? What a joke
I realized there's a lot of FTP in my life
March 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I realized there's a lot of FTP in my life
1970 called, they want their job description back
March 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
1970 called, they want their job description back
Someone posted this picture on reddit and I was immediately weirded out because this is how bathrooms look in my dreams. And then the comments were full of people saying it's how bathrooms look in *their* dreams. What the hell man
March 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Someone posted this picture on reddit and I was immediately weirded out because this is how bathrooms look in my dreams. And then the comments were full of people saying it's how bathrooms look in *their* dreams. What the hell man
Skee ball machine takes Apple Pay
January 4, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Skee ball machine takes Apple Pay
I got my first ever Buckner win this season, where I got 2 fewer questions correct but still won
December 14, 2023 at 3:20 PM
I got my first ever Buckner win this season, where I got 2 fewer questions correct but still won
Narrator: They would not, in fact, get reinstated with back pay
November 3, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Narrator: They would not, in fact, get reinstated with back pay
Kikkoman Panko is keeping the 90s alive
November 2, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Kikkoman Panko is keeping the 90s alive
My cat is no longer with us, but her spirit lives on when I use her old cat bed heater for my sourdough starter
November 1, 2023 at 3:54 PM
My cat is no longer with us, but her spirit lives on when I use her old cat bed heater for my sourdough starter
Saw my name on a souvenir tchotchke stand for the first time ever. I guess Micah’s played out
September 21, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Saw my name on a souvenir tchotchke stand for the first time ever. I guess Micah’s played out