Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
Got it out in the end.
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got it out in the end.
Rattling farts out my bum
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Rattling farts out my bum
Up to my old tricks again.
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Up to my old tricks again.
This is how cool teachers sit right?
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is how cool teachers sit right?