Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
Got it out in the end.
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got it out in the end.
Rattling farts out my bum
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Rattling farts out my bum
Depends. Sometimes I hold them so I have bubbly fart content for you sickos.
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Depends. Sometimes I hold them so I have bubbly fart content for you sickos.
Is there a big interest in this content?
September 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is there a big interest in this content?
The best place to store my farts!
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The best place to store my farts!
Was there twice this year! DM me Scottish folks!
September 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Was there twice this year! DM me Scottish folks!
I do. People appreciate a good peach.
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I do. People appreciate a good peach.
I have so many. The one that gets me off a lot is a slave kneeling behind me, giving long slow licks on my bum hole while I fart down their throat and ignore their pleas for me to stop. Gimme their phone as I drain them each fart and I nut every time.
I’ve done this once and I want to repeat!
I’ve done this once and I want to repeat!
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I have so many. The one that gets me off a lot is a slave kneeling behind me, giving long slow licks on my bum hole while I fart down their throat and ignore their pleas for me to stop. Gimme their phone as I drain them each fart and I nut every time.
I’ve done this once and I want to repeat!
I’ve done this once and I want to repeat!
I was! But soon realized it’s just normal for me. The 40-60 second ones do take me by surprise 🤤
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I was! But soon realized it’s just normal for me. The 40-60 second ones do take me by surprise 🤤
Up to my old tricks again.
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Up to my old tricks again.
This is how cool teachers sit right?
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is how cool teachers sit right?
I have and would do many more.
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have and would do many more.
Is there any other way to get head? Don’t be sucking my cock and not expecting my farts bro.
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is there any other way to get head? Don’t be sucking my cock and not expecting my farts bro.
I have and will do it again!
September 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I have and will do it again!
Everything. I think I must have some sort of digestive issue because my farts are always rotten.
I’ve gotten used to the stink and I’m proud of them.
I’ve gotten used to the stink and I’m proud of them.
September 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everything. I think I must have some sort of digestive issue because my farts are always rotten.
I’ve gotten used to the stink and I’m proud of them.
I’ve gotten used to the stink and I’m proud of them.
Enjoy it a lot. Also love farting while making out. Feeling my ass cheeks being pulled apart as my tongue is down a throat is 🔥
Sometimes the farts just leak out and are silent and it’s not until the stink reaches us that you notice 😈 Hope you gag!
Sometimes the farts just leak out and are silent and it’s not until the stink reaches us that you notice 😈 Hope you gag!
September 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Enjoy it a lot. Also love farting while making out. Feeling my ass cheeks being pulled apart as my tongue is down a throat is 🔥
Sometimes the farts just leak out and are silent and it’s not until the stink reaches us that you notice 😈 Hope you gag!
Sometimes the farts just leak out and are silent and it’s not until the stink reaches us that you notice 😈 Hope you gag!
I fart in anything. Have some vids in speedos. And need to get slacks. Whoever sent this, you from UK?
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I fart in anything. Have some vids in speedos. And need to get slacks. Whoever sent this, you from UK?
The limit does not exist. Well until I need you to get more food or something for me. How long could you handle?
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The limit does not exist. Well until I need you to get more food or something for me. How long could you handle?