Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
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"Bro, could I borrow a pair of your undies?"
"Uhh..."
"Uhh..."
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"Bro, could I borrow a pair of your undies?"
"Uhh..."
"Uhh..."
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Spicy hotdogged is now my favourite term
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Spicy hotdogged is now my favourite term
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Hear that? Thatโs your bones crushing underneath my ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hear that? Thatโs your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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Whoโs wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Whoโs wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
Whoโs wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Whoโs wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
Bruuuuh youโll make my asshole twinkle
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bruuuuh youโll make my asshole twinkle
Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. Whatโs your next move when you see this:
Hmmm what should I do for my 100th post? ๐ค
Oh shit, this is my 100th post.
Fuck.
Oh well, here's some office belly play.
Oh shit, this is my 100th post.
Fuck.
Oh well, here's some office belly play.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. Whatโs your next move when you see this:
Filling your lungs. Burning your mouth
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Filling your lungs. Burning your mouth
Omg stop flirting ๐ฅฐ
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Omg stop flirting ๐ฅฐ
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Wakey Wakey. Itโs not going to eat itself.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Wakey Wakey. Itโs not going to eat itself.
Insert your face in my butt.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Insert your face in my butt.
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Iโm going to sit on you.
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Iโm going to sit on you.
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Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
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