Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
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Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
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Slide your dick down my sweaty ass
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Slide your dick down my sweaty ass
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My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
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Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵
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Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.
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Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
Rattling farts out my bum
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Rattling farts out my bum
Up to my old tricks again.
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Up to my old tricks again.
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The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹
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Can someone check these sheets?
September 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can someone check these sheets?
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This is how cool teachers sit right?
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is how cool teachers sit right?
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Doesn’t my gut look like a great place to die?
July 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Doesn’t my gut look like a great place to die?
This is how cool teachers sit right?
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is how cool teachers sit right?
Can someone check these sheets?
September 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can someone check these sheets?
The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The perfect fart doesn’t exi….. 🥹
The power of this butt is insane.
September 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The power of this butt is insane.
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