I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I think I did a bird watching today? Like I saw a bird and I was like “Ooh I think that’s an Oriole” and I googled it and it WAS an Oriole and then I just sat there and watched it for a while until it flew away and honestly 10/10 no notes at all

"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"

buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

Yeah, sorry, not letting anybody in a country with universal healthcare guilt trip me about not feeling bad enough for the UHC CEO’s family

[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you

[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there

Wow. Meta is so scared of Bluesky.

When they shadowbanned politics, they did it with no announcement. They just made the decision for people.

Now they’re letting all of their users know there’s a setting they can change.

We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

Staying inside on this rainy day, where I'll finish up some day job work and maybe write some dirty words. 🤭 Good morning!