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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
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(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food https://linktr.ee/thealanden
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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · Oct 1
Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉

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Signs of Seduction: Libra When Elle worries she's been looking for love in all the wrong places, Donovan tries to convince her a few sessions with a dom like him could help. Can she clear her mind and truly submit?
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Had a spicy girl sushi roll for dinner tonight, for I am a spicy girl. ☺️
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Can't wait to shop for new things to put in my hole

(referring to my new piercing, of course)
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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He's a 10, but he puts on one sock, then that shoe, then the other sock and shoe
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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12 Days of Clitmas, send post
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The kids went to a birthday party that was wandering around the mall with some spending money, and one came home from Hot Topic with a tail, so I guess that's starting.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I mean, obviously.

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Signs of Seduction: Scorpio As she spoke, she toyed with the top button of her blouse. "You obviously want to fuck me, so what are we going to do about it?
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I'm not going to give away any spoilers for Scorpio, but since it's the workplace romance installment of the series, you just KNOW that a desk is going to feature prominently...
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Happy N7 Day! To be 100% honest, Out of Orbit was more inspired by Phantasy Star than Mass Effect, but some ME influence did sneak in there. 😄 Let's go bang some aliens!

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Out of Orbit "Well done, steamy, and enjoyable!" "Starts with a bang and keeps delivering." "This was a really fun read! Spice is well done and the ending was a real surprise."
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Time to sound the FREE SMUT alarm!

🚨🚨

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Winter Warmers Free Erotica (Nov)
Erotica | Erotic Romance
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November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Signs of Seduction: Scorpio is now available on Kindle Unlimited! What happens at the office stays at the office...

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio
Amazon.com: Signs of Seduction: Scorpio eBook : Landen, Thea: Kindle Store
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November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Just attended an informational online meeting for the school yearbook committee, and when the rep from the company asked if anyone had any experience with book layouts and formatting, I elected to keep my damn mouth shut.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Signs of Seduction: Scorpio releases on Wednesday! Have you preordered yet? 👀

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio
Amazon.com: Signs of Seduction: Scorpio eBook : Landen, Thea: Kindle Store
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November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Waiting for a hotwife/hockey romance mashup series called Puck Cucks, can someone please get on this
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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My toxic trait is buying new workout leggings and not getting rid of the old ones.
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I have made the executive decision that both day job work and climbing on a chair to change the kitchen clock can wait until tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Happy anniversary to The Deeper We Go, the spicy shifter short story that was supposed to be my Halloween release in 2022, but then I got in a fight with the 'zon 😅

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The Deeper We Go: A Shapeshifter Romance
The Deeper We Go: A Shapeshifter Romance - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Deeper We Go: A Shapeshifter Romance.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Used the extra hour to finish up writing this short story 💅
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Just added two more columns to my spreadsheet 🫦
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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New series coming (and coming, and coming...) later this month! 15 of us will keep you warm even in the snow, so get those preorders in now!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
So many men, so little time Temptations in the Snow - Releases Begin November 17, 2025
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Free books to help launch a new series? SAY NO MORE!

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October 21, 2025 - November 2, 2025 only get in the mood with free books from the authors of the upcoming series Temptations in the Snow Temptations in the snow - Releases Begin November 17, 2025
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Happy November! New month means a new short story on Wednesday, so make sure you get that preorder in for spicy Scorpio season!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRS2VDRH
Signs of Seduction: Scorpio
Amazon.com: Signs of Seduction: Scorpio eBook : Landen, Thea: Kindle Store
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November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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10-year-old: What does S-I-C mean?

Me: *launches into a speech on editing*

Me: *sees the book she's reading*

Me: You mean like with a dog?

10-year-old: Yeah.

Okay, let's start over.
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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It's Book Blast time! STUFF that Kindle!

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Disclaimer: While our authors have worked hard to discount their books, some titles may not be available for free in all marketplaces due to retailer limitations. Please double-check the price before ...
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October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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I KNOW I am so far behind on Cocktober, and I apologize. 😅 I'll pick a random one from a day I missed.

20 - none of my love interests are based on people I know (because that would be weird), but some of the side characters in the Disintegration series are based on friends
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Time for a Spooky Season sale! For this week, you can get Tangled in His Possession on Kindle for $0.99 and/or get a signed paperback for 20% off! Watch out for those demons!

Kindle: www.amazon.com/dp/B0CK91K4TZ

Paperback: payhip.com/b/uRYLq
Tangled In His Possession
Tangled In His Possession - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Paranormal Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
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October 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM