Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
@thealanden.bsky.social
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food https://linktr.ee/thealanden
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy N7 Day! To be 100% honest, Out of Orbit was more inspired by Phantasy Star than Mass Effect, but some ME influence did sneak in there. 😄 Let's go bang some aliens!
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy N7 Day! To be 100% honest, Out of Orbit was more inspired by Phantasy Star than Mass Effect, but some ME influence did sneak in there. 😄 Let's go bang some aliens!
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
www.amazon.com/Out-Orbit-Th...
New series coming (and coming, and coming...) later this month! 15 of us will keep you warm even in the snow, so get those preorders in now!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New series coming (and coming, and coming...) later this month! 15 of us will keep you warm even in the snow, so get those preorders in now!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX384HTP
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I KNOW I am so far behind on Cocktober, and I apologize. 😅 I'll pick a random one from a day I missed.
20 - none of my love interests are based on people I know (because that would be weird), but some of the side characters in the Disintegration series are based on friends
20 - none of my love interests are based on people I know (because that would be weird), but some of the side characters in the Disintegration series are based on friends
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I KNOW I am so far behind on Cocktober, and I apologize. 😅 I'll pick a random one from a day I missed.
20 - none of my love interests are based on people I know (because that would be weird), but some of the side characters in the Disintegration series are based on friends
20 - none of my love interests are based on people I know (because that would be weird), but some of the side characters in the Disintegration series are based on friends
I fell behind on #Caulktober, whoops!
16 - Callum spanks Ro in Disintegration. Donovan spanks Elle in SoS: Libra
17 - Hmm. Vlad *might* be spying on Callum/Ro in Disintegration, but it's never confirmed?
18 - Cyrus fucks Amara in front of a crowd in Rebel in Chains
16 - Callum spanks Ro in Disintegration. Donovan spanks Elle in SoS: Libra
17 - Hmm. Vlad *might* be spying on Callum/Ro in Disintegration, but it's never confirmed?
18 - Cyrus fucks Amara in front of a crowd in Rebel in Chains
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I fell behind on #Caulktober, whoops!
16 - Callum spanks Ro in Disintegration. Donovan spanks Elle in SoS: Libra
17 - Hmm. Vlad *might* be spying on Callum/Ro in Disintegration, but it's never confirmed?
18 - Cyrus fucks Amara in front of a crowd in Rebel in Chains
16 - Callum spanks Ro in Disintegration. Donovan spanks Elle in SoS: Libra
17 - Hmm. Vlad *might* be spying on Callum/Ro in Disintegration, but it's never confirmed?
18 - Cyrus fucks Amara in front of a crowd in Rebel in Chains
Day 15 of #Caulktober!
Gavin is the older half in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Tristan is the younger half in Train Hard, Rest Harder
(both are VERY spicy! 😉)
Gavin is the older half in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Tristan is the younger half in Train Hard, Rest Harder
(both are VERY spicy! 😉)
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Day 15 of #Caulktober!
Gavin is the older half in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Tristan is the younger half in Train Hard, Rest Harder
(both are VERY spicy! 😉)
Gavin is the older half in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Tristan is the younger half in Train Hard, Rest Harder
(both are VERY spicy! 😉)
Day 14 of #Caulktober! Let's see, true romantics...
Alex in Blazing Justice insists on being a gentleman with lots of romantic dates
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession tries and does a decent job...when the demon inside him doesn't get in the way
Alex in Blazing Justice insists on being a gentleman with lots of romantic dates
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession tries and does a decent job...when the demon inside him doesn't get in the way
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Day 14 of #Caulktober! Let's see, true romantics...
Alex in Blazing Justice insists on being a gentleman with lots of romantic dates
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession tries and does a decent job...when the demon inside him doesn't get in the way
Alex in Blazing Justice insists on being a gentleman with lots of romantic dates
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession tries and does a decent job...when the demon inside him doesn't get in the way
Day 13 of #Caulktober is traumatic!
Callum survives an attack in Disintegration, but gets turned into a cyborg.
Stephen was hit by a car and injured shortly before the events of The Edge of the Sphere.
Marcus gets abducted by terrorists in Defying the Skies.
Callum survives an attack in Disintegration, but gets turned into a cyborg.
Stephen was hit by a car and injured shortly before the events of The Edge of the Sphere.
Marcus gets abducted by terrorists in Defying the Skies.
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Day 13 of #Caulktober is traumatic!
Callum survives an attack in Disintegration, but gets turned into a cyborg.
Stephen was hit by a car and injured shortly before the events of The Edge of the Sphere.
Marcus gets abducted by terrorists in Defying the Skies.
Callum survives an attack in Disintegration, but gets turned into a cyborg.
Stephen was hit by a car and injured shortly before the events of The Edge of the Sphere.
Marcus gets abducted by terrorists in Defying the Skies.
Aaannnd #Cocktober Day 12! Let's see here.
Gavin uses his silk tie on Olivia's wrists in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Cyrus uses chains and cuffs on Amara in Rebel in Chains
Zeke gets handcuffed to the bed in Tangled in His Possession
Gavin uses his silk tie on Olivia's wrists in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Cyrus uses chains and cuffs on Amara in Rebel in Chains
Zeke gets handcuffed to the bed in Tangled in His Possession
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Aaannnd #Cocktober Day 12! Let's see here.
Gavin uses his silk tie on Olivia's wrists in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Cyrus uses chains and cuffs on Amara in Rebel in Chains
Zeke gets handcuffed to the bed in Tangled in His Possession
Gavin uses his silk tie on Olivia's wrists in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Cyrus uses chains and cuffs on Amara in Rebel in Chains
Zeke gets handcuffed to the bed in Tangled in His Possession
I missed #Cocktober yesterday, whoops! But you probably know my pegging characters by now anyway. 😂 Just in case:
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I missed #Cocktober yesterday, whoops! But you probably know my pegging characters by now anyway. 😂 Just in case:
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
You know, I'm thinking about Day 10 of #Caulktober, and I don't know if I've ever written one guy giving another a blow job. In the Skies series, Marcus licks a little bit, but I don't think he ever actually sucks on-screen, so to speak.
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You know, I'm thinking about Day 10 of #Caulktober, and I don't know if I've ever written one guy giving another a blow job. In the Skies series, Marcus licks a little bit, but I don't think he ever actually sucks on-screen, so to speak.
Getting ready for FILNE at the end of the month! In addition to getting books signed, you can hear me wax poetic on the following topics!
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Getting ready for FILNE at the end of the month! In addition to getting books signed, you can hear me wax poetic on the following topics!
Kinda high right now, but I didn't forget about #Caulktober ! Let's see if I can remember all my characters who have received a blow job:
Gavin in Hummingbird/Hawk
Stephen in The Edge of the Sphere
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession
Ash in the Skies series
Callum in Disintegration
Drew in Elysium
Gavin in Hummingbird/Hawk
Stephen in The Edge of the Sphere
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession
Ash in the Skies series
Callum in Disintegration
Drew in Elysium
October 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Kinda high right now, but I didn't forget about #Caulktober ! Let's see if I can remember all my characters who have received a blow job:
Gavin in Hummingbird/Hawk
Stephen in The Edge of the Sphere
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession
Ash in the Skies series
Callum in Disintegration
Drew in Elysium
Gavin in Hummingbird/Hawk
Stephen in The Edge of the Sphere
Zeke in Tangled in His Possession
Ash in the Skies series
Callum in Disintegration
Drew in Elysium
Happy Day 8 of #Cocktober ! You know, I've written some fantasy, but I don't think any of my male characters have ever gotten magical powers.
I'm fine with this. 😅
I'm fine with this. 😅
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy Day 8 of #Cocktober ! You know, I've written some fantasy, but I don't think any of my male characters have ever gotten magical powers.
I'm fine with this. 😅
I'm fine with this. 😅
Day 7 of #Caulktober !
Charlie in The Deeper We Go is a shapeshifter. The short story has been out for a few years, but I'm still not going to spoil what animal he shifts into here. 🤭
Charlie in The Deeper We Go is a shapeshifter. The short story has been out for a few years, but I'm still not going to spoil what animal he shifts into here. 🤭
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Day 7 of #Caulktober !
Charlie in The Deeper We Go is a shapeshifter. The short story has been out for a few years, but I'm still not going to spoil what animal he shifts into here. 🤭
Charlie in The Deeper We Go is a shapeshifter. The short story has been out for a few years, but I'm still not going to spoil what animal he shifts into here. 🤭
I know I'm behind on #Caulktober, sorry about that! ANYWAY! I jokingly refer to my Searching the Skies series as my "poly soap opera IN SPACE!" Don't worry, there's plenty of action amidst the relationships!
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I know I'm behind on #Caulktober, sorry about that! ANYWAY! I jokingly refer to my Searching the Skies series as my "poly soap opera IN SPACE!" Don't worry, there's plenty of action amidst the relationships!
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Don't worry, I didn't forget about Day 3 of #Caulktober !
I actually don't have a ton of MM romance in my library, just my Searching the Skies series in which the MFM threesome becomes a MMF threesome.
I actually don't have a ton of MM romance in my library, just my Searching the Skies series in which the MFM threesome becomes a MMF threesome.
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don't worry, I didn't forget about Day 3 of #Caulktober !
I actually don't have a ton of MM romance in my library, just my Searching the Skies series in which the MFM threesome becomes a MMF threesome.
I actually don't have a ton of MM romance in my library, just my Searching the Skies series in which the MFM threesome becomes a MMF threesome.
Day 2 of #Caulktober!
I don't have any characters that are complete virgins, but I have a few that *cough* get penetrated for the first time.
Nathan in SoS: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Marcus in the Searching the Skies series
I don't have any characters that are complete virgins, but I have a few that *cough* get penetrated for the first time.
Nathan in SoS: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Marcus in the Searching the Skies series
October 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Day 2 of #Caulktober!
I don't have any characters that are complete virgins, but I have a few that *cough* get penetrated for the first time.
Nathan in SoS: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Marcus in the Searching the Skies series
I don't have any characters that are complete virgins, but I have a few that *cough* get penetrated for the first time.
Nathan in SoS: Virgo
Gavin in The Hummingbird and the Hawk
Callum in Disintegration
Marcus in the Searching the Skies series
September bestsellers! We have a series sweep for the first time!
Obviously, butt stuff came in first. Followed by the threesome. Oh, you. 😏
Obviously, butt stuff came in first. Followed by the threesome. Oh, you. 😏
October 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
September bestsellers! We have a series sweep for the first time!
Obviously, butt stuff came in first. Followed by the threesome. Oh, you. 😏
Obviously, butt stuff came in first. Followed by the threesome. Oh, you. 😏
Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMPBFN4V
Happy first day of Cocktober! Here's a list of my married male characters, because they can still have all sorts of fun:
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Edwin in Closing Montage
Callum in Disintegration (though not past the first chapter, oops)
#Caulktober
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Edwin in Closing Montage
Callum in Disintegration (though not past the first chapter, oops)
#Caulktober
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy first day of Cocktober! Here's a list of my married male characters, because they can still have all sorts of fun:
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Edwin in Closing Montage
Callum in Disintegration (though not past the first chapter, oops)
#Caulktober
Nathan in Signs of Seduction: Virgo
Edwin in Closing Montage
Callum in Disintegration (though not past the first chapter, oops)
#Caulktober
Tomorrow kicks off Cocktober, the spiciest month of the year!
This year is all about our cock-bearing characters - tell us about yours or ones you loved reading about!
This year's hashtag is #Caulktober . It's good for filling holes, y'know.
This year is all about our cock-bearing characters - tell us about yours or ones you loved reading about!
This year's hashtag is #Caulktober . It's good for filling holes, y'know.
September 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tomorrow kicks off Cocktober, the spiciest month of the year!
This year is all about our cock-bearing characters - tell us about yours or ones you loved reading about!
This year's hashtag is #Caulktober . It's good for filling holes, y'know.
This year is all about our cock-bearing characters - tell us about yours or ones you loved reading about!
This year's hashtag is #Caulktober . It's good for filling holes, y'know.
September 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM