recently unearthed quotes from industry icon Yoshiyuki Tomino report that in 1998 he claimed "I only move for head thats why they callin me Brain Powerd"

analysts are still racing to uncover what he could have meant by this.

And God saw them Fortnite building a tower , and He said "this is not skibidi. Cheugy af. Bro is onto nothing."

Then He muted them so they couldn't talk to each other anymore.

captain grunt: sitrep team

sarge: its fubar. Rogue Chinese general is sending the pla to Taiwan. New russian president has bleedin done 9/11 in paris. the islamic liberation front is attackin democratic quataristan.

captain grunt: bloody hell

lieutenant "Knifeblade": too right sir

im pivoting into app development. Cooking something called The Babescale. In a few years ill go insane and start imagining im a holy roman emperor

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884

waiter! waiter! more twinks please!

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation

child prodigy? this teenage "femboy" claims to have invented a new field of scientific racism

got bored and decided to kill my weakest son

In the post-nuclear ruins of the old Middle East, a leftover British Army unit uses cobbled-together armoured cars to guard the last few oilfields. Sand, blood, petrol - and rabbits. A love story after the end.
Short Fiction - THE LAST WAR
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