Andy
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Andy
@falafelanyone.bsky.social
Constantly bewildered
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THREAD.

My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.

I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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(... which is more than Reform, by the way)
🚀 Following Thursday's election we've reached a new record high 859 councillors on 181 councils!

💚 The Green Party is the only party offering a real alternative to the tired old parties.

Join the Green Party today to help us keep delivering real hope and real change ⤵️
May 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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some people are just so desperate for love, attention, and validation that they will do literally anything to get it, even if it will never be truly fulfilling for them since that praise and validation is stolen. It must be miserable living that way. Anyway thats who AI art people are to me.
March 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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In Miss Cobel's Voice: "Oh hi Mark."
March 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Day 66: Egg Noodle has actually never crimed
March 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The Scottish have won the AI Wars.
March 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Yesterday on X, the Green Party’s post in solidarity with Ukraine after 3 years of resistance to Putin drew criticism from some supposedly on the left as well as (predictably) from the far right.

Common themes in this were that Ukraine is fighting a “proxy war” for the US & NATO...🧵
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too
February 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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#SaveThePCC

Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.

For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;

you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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There's a compulsory 45min e-learning module for bridge crew that we have to redo annually because of this incident.
Like if I’m Picard I’m just thinking of the HR situation right now. This is a ship with electricians. Wesley is probably on the bridge seeing this.
January 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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The people wanting to invade Greenland say it's too cold to go outside for the inaugural.
January 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034
January 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are nouns when you stress the first syllable but verbs when you stress the second.

"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
January 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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It could affect an area the size of Wales
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
December 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM