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I'm Macario Reyes. Fil-Am Comics & Manga Writer. Ball of Anxiety. Geriatric Millennial. Purveyor of Cringe.
Check out my comic: The Good, the Bad, & the Magical Girl @ https://namicomi.com/t/iJn75zNU
Or my other stuff @ https://macreyes.com
Check out my comic: The Good, the Bad, & the Magical Girl @ https://namicomi.com/t/iJn75zNU
Or my other stuff @ https://macreyes.com
This is so dumb that it HAS TO BE a distraction from something more important and noteworthy. Right? They don't actually think that fonts are a vital issue, RIGHT?!?
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is so dumb that it HAS TO BE a distraction from something more important and noteworthy. Right? They don't actually think that fonts are a vital issue, RIGHT?!?
The flight from Toronto to NYC takes an hour and thirteen minutes. My plane has been on the runway for nearly two hours. This is why I hate flying.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The flight from Toronto to NYC takes an hour and thirteen minutes. My plane has been on the runway for nearly two hours. This is why I hate flying.
Should I just throw my phone into Lake Ontario? I think my algorithm is trying to get me detained.
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Should I just throw my phone into Lake Ontario? I think my algorithm is trying to get me detained.
Should I just throw my phone into Lake Ontario? I think my algorithm is trying to get me detained.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Should I just throw my phone into Lake Ontario? I think my algorithm is trying to get me detained.
Posting antifascist memes and political takes before I have to cross the border back into the US like any sane person would.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Posting antifascist memes and political takes before I have to cross the border back into the US like any sane person would.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
In my brother's car while he shows off the new self-drivilng update, and my anxiety has never been more intense.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In my brother's car while he shows off the new self-drivilng update, and my anxiety has never been more intense.
Only took me 15 years to realize there's a comparison window and how helpful it is..
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Only took me 15 years to realize there's a comparison window and how helpful it is..
There has never been, nor will ever be, a more accurate summary of the X-Files than this
Scully: I have a date. Unlike you, Mulder, I want to have a life.
Mulder, through a mouthful of pie and bacon, unshaven, wearing the same clothes he had on 3 days ago after spending the weekend in jail:
...I have a life.
That's it. That's the show.
Mulder, through a mouthful of pie and bacon, unshaven, wearing the same clothes he had on 3 days ago after spending the weekend in jail:
...I have a life.
That's it. That's the show.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There has never been, nor will ever be, a more accurate summary of the X-Files than this
Being on Fallon either results in AI going the way of NFTs, or Sam Altman becoming the next President of the US. I hate that both are equally likely.
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Being on Fallon either results in AI going the way of NFTs, or Sam Altman becoming the next President of the US. I hate that both are equally likely.
Everyone! Please stop giving me dumb ideas, because I WILL hyper-fixate on them and try to make it real.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Everyone! Please stop giving me dumb ideas, because I WILL hyper-fixate on them and try to make it real.
FINE. I guess I'll play WoW again.
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
FINE. I guess I'll play WoW again.
What if we just AI generated the fall of capitalism?
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What if we just AI generated the fall of capitalism?
May you have the most cyber of Mondays.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
May you have the most cyber of Mondays.
Does this apply to fascists? And, if so, how do we help accelerate it? Asking for a nation.
Scientists found that major celebrities died four years earlier than their less famous peers, hinting that fame itself can be a mortality risk.
Being Famous Can Shorten Your Lifespan, Scientists Find
Scientists found that major celebrities died four years earlier than their less famous peers, hinting that fame itself can be a mortality risk.
www.404media.co
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Does this apply to fascists? And, if so, how do we help accelerate it? Asking for a nation.
Thanksgiving is such a lovely reminder that I'm one of the few people in my family that has gone to therapy (and taken it seriously).
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thanksgiving is such a lovely reminder that I'm one of the few people in my family that has gone to therapy (and taken it seriously).
Reposted by Mac but Christmas Version
finally thanksgiving can start. Goku is here
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
finally thanksgiving can start. Goku is here
May today be filled with decent food and not unresolved family trauma.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
May today be filled with decent food and not unresolved family trauma.
What if we prompt AI to generate 40,000 employees then have those be the ones that get laid off during the holidays?
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What if we prompt AI to generate 40,000 employees then have those be the ones that get laid off during the holidays?
Listening to my friend say they want to try the Afterpay option on their Doordash order, and as funny as it would be to let this happen, I'm imploring them not to take out a personal loan for a poke bowl.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Listening to my friend say they want to try the Afterpay option on their Doordash order, and as funny as it would be to let this happen, I'm imploring them not to take out a personal loan for a poke bowl.
This might a hot take, but rolls and ham can go. They are overrated and boring.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This might a hot take, but rolls and ham can go. They are overrated and boring.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain, Charlie Brown.
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain, Charlie Brown.
🎶WHEN I WAS -- A YOUNG BOY. MY FATHER! TOOK ME INTO THE CITY--🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
🎶WHEN I WAS -- A YOUNG BOY. MY FATHER! TOOK ME INTO THE CITY--🎶
Today's meeting of Mamdani and Trump has struck me with such inspiration that fear I will never create anything as great as this ever again.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today's meeting of Mamdani and Trump has struck me with such inspiration that fear I will never create anything as great as this ever again.
Stephen Miller has got to be crashing out so hard right now.
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Stephen Miller has got to be crashing out so hard right now.