Jen
fail-boat.bsky.social
Jen
@fail-boat.bsky.social
Unapologetic cat lady. Dog mom. Chicken wrangler. AuDHD & chronically ill. Disabled, but still kicking (and occasionally falling over). Pretend adult in the PNW. 🏳️‍🌈♾️
Beware the Ides of March? 😏
Many ancient cultures believed that a blood moon was an omen of death, the overthrow of a king, or an attack on the king.
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February 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Hi, just a reminder that when you use Libro.fm for your audiobooks, you support independent bookshops vs. large corporations that drive them out of business.

We also pay taxes. And so do indie bookshops.
February 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Obviously March 15th will be the day we focus on celebrating IDE. 😊😏
DEI is out. IDE is in. (yes, same meaning... maybe we'll confuse them)
February 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You know you’re doing something right when you’re taking a trip and you have three separate friends offer to drive you to/from the airport. 🥰❤️
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Color me surprised 🫠
Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
February 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Today I learned that roosters can work as an alarm clock (already known) *with* an “off” button (new discovery).

I currently have a rooster in my guest bathroom recuperating from a dog attack. I knew he was starting to feel better when he started crowing on Thursday.
1/3
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I’m working to gather and share bird flu data from CDC sources. Knowledge saves lives stay informed, protect yourself, and help your community.

Share this message no one should be left in the dark.

Follow us for real-time updates on Bird Flu, COVID-19, Tuberculosis, and other infectious diseases.
February 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A Black spy saved George Washington’s life, helped win the Revolutionary War, and still had to buy his freedom.

If America really loved Black history, James Armistead Lafayette would have his own blockbuster spy movie by now. Instead, we get another reboot of Batman.

#BlackHISTORY
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
OMG. 😅 Why is this utter perfection?
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
February 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I realized I really need to track my falls better. So get ready, y’all. This account is about to become my fall journal 😅

Today: slipped, started to fall and caught myself while walking to the rooster yard.
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If Dec 22, 2032 could get here a bit sooner, that’d be great. 🫠
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Donald Trump’s halting of federal funding to state and local governments has resulted in Medicaid web portals being down in all 50 states.
Trump’s Funding Freeze Wrecks Medicaid Portals in Every Single State
Remember when Trump vowed not to touch Medicaid? It’s already begun.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Trump has ordered a far-reaching pause on all federal loans and grants, putting multiple organizations in jeopardy and causing widespread confusion throughout the federal government.
Trump Freeze on All Federal Grants Is His Most Violent Power Grab Yet
Trump’s freeze on all federal grants and loans could affect trillions of dollars—including funding already approved by Congress.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
January 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Best part
January 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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In case any elected Democrats are interested
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I think we can all agree this is a Whole Mood right now
January 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Stares at both the raw milk folks and everyone who wants to get rid of the FDA and/or USDA.
So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'
January 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’ve been working on spending less time online and more time focusing on IRL friendships, projects, and crafts. The recent cold weather inspired me to start knitting my first pair of mittens. I finished the first mitt last night and I’m so pleased! 🥰
January 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Co-Star really decided to write an abbreviated biography for me today. 😂
January 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I know several incredible humans who are neurodivergent. None of them celebrate like that. None of them cheer like that. None of them wave like that. None of them. It’s not a spectrum thing, it’s a him thing, and they all know it.
January 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*goes to the ceramic studio*
*glazes a mug and throws a bowl*
*chats on phone w/best friend while driving home*
*loads and runs the dishwasher*
*is about to go outside to trim blackberries and energy falls to zero*
*takes a nap*
*still no energy*

I am le frustrated. How’s your day going?
January 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM