Jen
@fail-boat.bsky.social
Unapologetic cat lady. Dog mom. Chicken wrangler. AuDHD & chronically ill. Disabled, but still kicking (and occasionally falling over). Pretend adult in the PNW. 🏳️🌈♾️
How is a hand cleanser “waterless” if you’re still supposed to rinse it off? 🤔🤨
March 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
How is a hand cleanser “waterless” if you’re still supposed to rinse it off? 🤔🤨
And the owner of the cock 🤣
February 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And the owner of the cock 🤣
Typically a less desirable wake up call. 🤣
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Typically a less desirable wake up call. 🤣
Gracie: *crows once*
Me: *wakes up, grumbles, tries to fall back asleep*
Gracie: *crows a second time*
Me: *pulls covers over my head*
Gracie: *crows a third time*
Me: “I HEAR YOU! IT’S TOO EARLY! LET ME SLEEP!”
Gracie: *silence*
Me 5 minutes later: “…I didn’t actually think that’d work.”
3/3
Me: *wakes up, grumbles, tries to fall back asleep*
Gracie: *crows a second time*
Me: *pulls covers over my head*
Gracie: *crows a third time*
Me: “I HEAR YOU! IT’S TOO EARLY! LET ME SLEEP!”
Gracie: *silence*
Me 5 minutes later: “…I didn’t actually think that’d work.”
3/3
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Gracie: *crows once*
Me: *wakes up, grumbles, tries to fall back asleep*
Gracie: *crows a second time*
Me: *pulls covers over my head*
Gracie: *crows a third time*
Me: “I HEAR YOU! IT’S TOO EARLY! LET ME SLEEP!”
Gracie: *silence*
Me 5 minutes later: “…I didn’t actually think that’d work.”
3/3
Me: *wakes up, grumbles, tries to fall back asleep*
Gracie: *crows a second time*
Me: *pulls covers over my head*
Gracie: *crows a third time*
Me: “I HEAR YOU! IT’S TOO EARLY! LET ME SLEEP!”
Gracie: *silence*
Me 5 minutes later: “…I didn’t actually think that’d work.”
3/3
For the last 3 days, he’s crowed at 7:45 am exactly. A bit earlier than I’d like to wake up, but good enough.
Except.
Last night I stayed up WAY too late. Like 2 am late. So a 7:45 am wake up call is… undesirable.
Gracie, however is just doing what biology says to do.
2/3
Except.
Last night I stayed up WAY too late. Like 2 am late. So a 7:45 am wake up call is… undesirable.
Gracie, however is just doing what biology says to do.
2/3
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
For the last 3 days, he’s crowed at 7:45 am exactly. A bit earlier than I’d like to wake up, but good enough.
Except.
Last night I stayed up WAY too late. Like 2 am late. So a 7:45 am wake up call is… undesirable.
Gracie, however is just doing what biology says to do.
2/3
Except.
Last night I stayed up WAY too late. Like 2 am late. So a 7:45 am wake up call is… undesirable.
Gracie, however is just doing what biology says to do.
2/3
Shhh, let me dream, Space Boy. 😉
February 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Shhh, let me dream, Space Boy. 😉
Could we maybe just *NOT* go to Mordor, though?
February 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Could we maybe just *NOT* go to Mordor, though?
I literally wouldn’t be able to tell you how many times I sprained my ankles as a kid. There was one point when I was four and I’d managed to sprain BOTH ankles and was stuck crawling around.
I got a super defective meat suit. 😂 But each time:
I got a super defective meat suit. 😂 But each time:
a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together
ALT: a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I literally wouldn’t be able to tell you how many times I sprained my ankles as a kid. There was one point when I was four and I’d managed to sprain BOTH ankles and was stuck crawling around.
I got a super defective meat suit. 😂 But each time:
I got a super defective meat suit. 😂 But each time:
I was able to leave messages for @repricklarsen.bsky.social and Maria Cantwell tonight, but @murray.senate.gov’s voicemail was full and not accepting messages. I’ll have to try again tomorrow and *shudder* actually talk to someone. 😅
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I was able to leave messages for @repricklarsen.bsky.social and Maria Cantwell tonight, but @murray.senate.gov’s voicemail was full and not accepting messages. I’ll have to try again tomorrow and *shudder* actually talk to someone. 😅
Also, “I don’t need to go to the ER tonight for this. If I can’t walk on it, I can call Karen in the morning.” 😂
February 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Also, “I don’t need to go to the ER tonight for this. If I can’t walk on it, I can call Karen in the morning.” 😂
As I was falling, my thoughts went “My phone is on the other side of the room! I suppose I can crawl over. I should still have three functioning limbs…”
February 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
As I was falling, my thoughts went “My phone is on the other side of the room! I suppose I can crawl over. I should still have three functioning limbs…”
Claymation movies. Wallace and Grommet style.
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Claymation movies. Wallace and Grommet style.
No swelling or bruising of the ankle and I’m able to walk on it, so I’m not sure what made the sound I heard, but if I wake up tomorrow with random muscles hurting, hopefully I’ll remember this is why. 🤞🏻
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
No swelling or bruising of the ankle and I’m able to walk on it, so I’m not sure what made the sound I heard, but if I wake up tomorrow with random muscles hurting, hopefully I’ll remember this is why. 🤞🏻
Later today, stood up from knitting. Took two steps without issue. Third step, my right ankle rolled, I heard something between a crack and a snap and I pitched forward. I slowed my descent by grabbing the credenza and rotated my body enough that I landed on my left butt cheek.
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Later today, stood up from knitting. Took two steps without issue. Third step, my right ankle rolled, I heard something between a crack and a snap and I pitched forward. I slowed my descent by grabbing the credenza and rotated my body enough that I landed on my left butt cheek.