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ezrah the bird paladin 💙🛡️✡️
@ezzybirb.bsky.social
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proudly Jewish paladin, wordsmith of romance and ruin. musician, aviator, general mischief maker.

fuck the police and am Yisrael chai

פלאדין, שבועה של תיקון עולם 💙 🛡️
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ezrah the bird paladin 💙🛡️✡️ @ezzybirb.bsky.social · Mar 12
you don't get to say "punch Nazis" if you can't bring yourself to hug a Jewish person. you don't get to appropriate our suffering if you wouldn't stand beside us as allies against the people you claim to hate

guess I'm back on bsky for now, we'll see how long this lasts
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
2040 will be around the year us Jews reach the population size we had before the Shoah 😐
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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theradr.bsky.social
Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)
Legal documents same-sex couples should have in case marriage equality is overturned Revocable Living Trust Last Will & Testament Healthcare Power of Attorney Durable Power of Attorney Living Will Hospital Visitation Authorization Form one for your partner & one for your Chosen Family Agent for Disposition of Remains Pet Care Directive Tangible Personal Property Memorandum
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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tcustodis.bsky.social
Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows
June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
A joke about how star trek tuvok doesn't see himself in his role in spaceballa
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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econaturalist.bsky.social
June 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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bschillace.brandyschillace.com
Once again, I must post this photo of Darwin, aka Science Officer Meow. He is here to make it better.
Not photoshopped. But you would almost think so. Perfect black cat wearing Spock long sleeve jersey and looking up with his paws on my legs. He looks like he is studying important things on the Enterprise.
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
ezzybirb.bsky.social
want to bring back this old style of memes. it was a simpler time. a better time.
dndcatthoughts.bsky.social Dnd Cat Thoughts @dndcatthoughts.bsky.social · Jun 19
Look I took the farsight feat not blindsight
Cat " can spot a bird from across the yard can't find the piece of meat you dropped unless you pointed out 10 times
June 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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dochackenbush.bsky.social
Gull Dukat.
Another one of those mental images I had to exorcise by drawing it.
#art #StarTrek #DS9
Digital drawing of Gul Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space Nine except Gul is spelled with two Ls and he has the head of a seagull.
June 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
reading your mind
a poorly drawn cat with one paw dramatically raised to its forehead as if reading your mind. the expression is pure concentration. a gray and white tabby cat stands upright on its hind legs atop a green-patterned bed, striking a dramatic pose with one paw raised to its forehead
May 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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flightradar24.com
We have some questions about this one.

Playback at fr24.com/data/aircraf...
Flight path spells out “furry”.
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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toonyballoony.bsky.social
I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️

toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
The cover spread from a one page zine printout. The left (back cover) features images of a scale and gavel, with notes on First Amendment and filming rights, and the advice to “shut the fuck up.” On the right is the cover, a megaphone with the title text “PROTEST SAFELY.” Behind it are faceless protestors. The subtitle notes, “A brief collection of tips from around the internet.” A spread from one page zine printout. On the left is an illustration of a protestor with the title “What to Wear,” including a helmet, goggles, ear plugs, gloves, a mask, a backpack, and layers/long sleeves/pants. Each have additional notes explaining their use. On the right is “What to Bring,” featuring illustrations of a backpack, money, water bottles, a mask, a granola bar and bag of trail mix, a first aid kit, folded shirt and pants, and an ID, with “DIY Defense” listed underneath it showing one protestor using a luggage case, one holding a trash can lid, and one using an open umbrella as a shield. A spread from one page zine printout. On the left is “Protect Your Identity,” advising to cover up identifying features, avoiding photography of protesters, deactivating biometric phone-unlocking tools, and writing emergency contact and counsel numbers on your arm. On the right is “Be Like Water,” the motto of the 2019 Hong Kong protests, and the text “BEWARE THE BAIT” with images of a palette of bricks and a masked man holding a crowbar toward a protestor with a sign, “Psst, free crowbar?” encouraging the reader not to engage with traps and undercover agents. A spread from one page zine printout featuring the hazards of protest opposition, including tear gas, rubber bullets, and LRAD sound cannons and flash bangs. Caution tape images accompany the text explaining the dangers of each, how to flush out eyes that have been maced/etc, and how to extinguish a gas canister with a traffic cone.
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
A Borg cube is pictured in space. Just sitting there. I don't think it's at warp because the stars aren't long lines, just spots. Closed caption reads, "It's been a long week."
June 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social
We just want to live and be happy 💖
wildside.vore.rip Wild the Guy Gobbler @wildside.vore.rip · Jun 8
Imagine hating trans people. A whole group of folks that for as long as I've been alive I've never seen them ask for anything besides healthcare and for government to stop making bigoted laws against them.

Wack jobs hate them because they want to live in peace, man. It's insane.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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catvalente.bsky.social
You know you can just not use AI, right?

You can make a choice not to be part of this.

Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it.

You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Deep Space Nine scene. Jadzia Dax and Dr. Bashir are in their blue uniforms sitting in the operations center. Bashir is gazing lovingly at Dax. Dax is looking at something else entirely not named Bashir. Closed caption reads, "Men are far too emotional to be leaders."
June 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Duck with radioactive devils egg
June 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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rachellense.bsky.social
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're outside on a planet with large industrial buildings in the background at night. Hovering in mid-air is Captain Ransom. He's floating and shooting rainbow colored fire out of each arm. His eyes glow yellow.
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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vexnir.bsky.social
Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #illustration
Digital illustration of a white tiger in pastel colors. It’s colored like the transgender flag, having blue and pink stripes and pink eyes. The tiger is surrounded by peonies in subtle shades of pink and blue, and is depicted on a gray background.
April 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. A Gorn (a gorn!) is standing in the dessert trying to look menacing. I saw trying because it's a 1960's show with a small budget. Sort of looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle from that movie in the 90s about adolescent mutant turtles but without the turtle shell and weapons and instead it's wearing a gold and ruby leotard. Face kind of looks like a komono dragon. Closed caption reads: [GRUNTS]
May 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Animated series scene. 80s style cartoon here, not Pixar. Dr. McCoy, or 'Bones' as he is known amongst friendlies, is sitting at a conference type table, leaning forward and emphatically saying something. Closed caption reads,"INCREASING TIREDNESS, STEADILY DECREASING EFFICIENCY"
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM