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EZ
@eztheog.bsky.social
I’m a DevOps engineer and VP of Infrastructure

I fuck around a lot and am really sarcastic. I like supporting underdogs. One day I’ll quit tech and be a comedian.
KubeCon day 1 - I’m focusing on platform and observably today. Lol I don’t explain what I do to my family - layers of abstraction? Gtfoh
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My sister sang God Bless America at Yankee Stadium and someone let her wear his World Series ring
June 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Today, the people beat dirty money
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cuomo lost which means NY won
June 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Do I know anyone who knows or has been to Atlanta?

I’m going to KubeCon and I’m unsure where to stay and what to do. Any thoughts?
June 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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This cruelty and insanity has personally honestly cost me so much - I'm gonna just enjoy this.
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Black parents having their kids run Dru Hills drills is hilarious
May 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
In NYC, 2025 is the year of roller blades
May 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I got this little Honda monkey for my daily nyc driver.

Perfect for those gridlock days
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Signed up for my first kubecon this year
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you think of X.com, you think porn.

And that’s really what it has become
X. It’s what’s happening
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
X.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
New church technique: gonna wear a “Hello, my name is RELUCTANTLY HERE” nametag
April 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
All your diseases are belong to us
ALL THE DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER
April 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I kind of want to go
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lol
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
March 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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✨ I made a digital contact card ✨

here you can find me everywhere, and talk business to me or just send me your pet pictures! :D

mirlu-exe.carrd.co

feel free to message me any time 🌸
October 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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Just some really salient points in this, and a sober reminder of how we became so successful before greed and power overcame common sense.
Wrote up something about Techdirt's recent coverage, and why (whether we like it or not) we need to be a "democracy blog" now, rather than just a "tech" blog (not that we've ever been just a tech blog).

This story is *the* story and it impacts everything else.

www.techdirt.com/2025/03/04/w...
Why Techdirt Is Now A Democracy Blog (Whether We Like It Or Not)
While political reporters are still doing their view-from-nowhere “Democrats say this, Republicans say that” dance, tech and legal journalists have been watching an unfortunately recogn…
www.techdirt.com
March 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Question: is the war on Christmas still happening?
December 4, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”
November 18, 2024 at 3:25 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social saw someone take the intro of Rogue One and put the opening song from GotG2 to it.

I think you’ll appreciate how good it is.

GotG 3 amazing

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CusIxWauVz_/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
July 20, 2023 at 8:57 PM
You’re a badass cuz
July 15, 2023 at 1:14 AM