🌺Maxime🌷
eyja.bsky.social
🌺Maxime🌷
@eyja.bsky.social
any/all,
old (31),
lib
it's called shitposting smh
11. I beg you to unmute this one like genuinely this is the worst audio I've heard
September 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Imagine saying that to the German Chancellor
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Happy D-Day to all of those that celebrate!
June 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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condoms are NOT biodegradable!

save the planet and have raw sex instead!
May 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
people believe the dumbest shit these days
the cum is coming from inside the balls
May 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i mean
MORAN: Even some people who voted for you are saying, 'I didn't sign up for this.' So how do you answer those concerns?

TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually
April 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
based of communist amazon
White House says Amazon's decision to desplay tariff-based price increases on products is a "a hostile and political act by Amazon," who they accuse of working with "a Chinese propaganda arm."
April 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
saying IQ is entirely fake and doesn't correspond to anything is kinda weird actually, just take it for what it is
April 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The Q in LGBTQ is basically *et al.*
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
why does trump tariff china at only 145%? is he stupid?
April 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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trans rights forever
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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hi, economy expert here! this is not funny, stock markets only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
the goldilocks zone of don't-need-cycling-gloves

not warm enough to get sweaty and slippery fingers
not cold enough to be uncomfortable and stiff fingers
9~15c
April 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
i like daylight savings time /srs
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers i hate printers
March 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
potato potato
I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH
March 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
is artists complaining about ai art technically rent seeking?
March 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
wow this is crazy i didnt know this
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NEET but employed
March 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
they kissed homosexually
March 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
it's just so cunty i love it so much
March 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Me on my way to the creature known as Danny
March 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me fr
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
a crum of sunshine..please..
March 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
☝️ The problem with lying is not getting facts wrong, it's the erosion of trust
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM