kenzy 🇨🇦
@exumbra.bsky.social
Suffered & survived that which is 'the states'
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This is so real it hurts 🙃
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is so real it hurts 🙃
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It was not on my 2025 bingo card to see an Ocean’s Eleven–level jewelry heist at the Louvre. The rest of us are watching the economy collapse, but apparently someone’s already turned their “disaster planning fund” into a full-on retirement strategy.
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It was not on my 2025 bingo card to see an Ocean’s Eleven–level jewelry heist at the Louvre. The rest of us are watching the economy collapse, but apparently someone’s already turned their “disaster planning fund” into a full-on retirement strategy.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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I hear *someone* is having a sale next week.
I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought?
Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌
I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought?
Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌
September 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I hear *someone* is having a sale next week.
I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought?
Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌
I guess they have to try and recoup some of that $2.5 billion they’re forking over for *checks notes* being deceptive? Who would’ve thought?
Feels like Oct 7 & 8 will be prime days to support independent bookstores. 😌
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada.
"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.
"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.
September 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada.
"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.
"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.
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rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
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Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they’ve enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You’re doing great. Satan loves you.
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they’ve enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You’re doing great. Satan loves you.
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It’s always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains.
September 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains.
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The best word in any language is the Dutch word for toaster:
Broodrooster
Thank you, and good night.
Broodrooster
Thank you, and good night.
September 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The best word in any language is the Dutch word for toaster:
Broodrooster
Thank you, and good night.
Broodrooster
Thank you, and good night.
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virtually attending a workshop tonight and instructor mentioned using chatGPT to search for something if google isn't helping and i do not care that i am insufferable anymore i have simply accepted i am the insufferable guy everyone knows when it comes to this shit
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
virtually attending a workshop tonight and instructor mentioned using chatGPT to search for something if google isn't helping and i do not care that i am insufferable anymore i have simply accepted i am the insufferable guy everyone knows when it comes to this shit
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September 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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No context but one of the best forms of humour is irony 💀
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
No context but one of the best forms of humour is irony 💀
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Do I battle my own demons?
No.
Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately?
100%
No.
Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately?
100%
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Do I battle my own demons?
No.
Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately?
100%
No.
Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let ‘em rage privately?
100%
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Old white men are going to be the death of everyone
August 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Old white men are going to be the death of everyone
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All bodies are good bodies. Take pride in your scales and razor-sharp claws. Your dozens of pulsing eyes, blacker than the void itself, are lovely. Don’t be ashamed of your enormous tentacles, moist and writhing as you grope for a billionaire’s yacht. To me you are perfect.
August 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
All bodies are good bodies. Take pride in your scales and razor-sharp claws. Your dozens of pulsing eyes, blacker than the void itself, are lovely. Don’t be ashamed of your enormous tentacles, moist and writhing as you grope for a billionaire’s yacht. To me you are perfect.
Why do drink companies choose to name their flavours something that's wildly unrecognizable, like "Cosmic Stardust" - what the hell is that supposed to taste like, patchouli?
August 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why do drink companies choose to name their flavours something that's wildly unrecognizable, like "Cosmic Stardust" - what the hell is that supposed to taste like, patchouli?