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I’m here because twitter was mean to me.
Midwest supremacist. 18+. 6’6” bisexual communist Jew skeeting into the void
Midwest supremacist. 18+. 6’6” bisexual communist Jew skeeting into the void
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*the entire state of Ohio watching JD Vance drop the natty trophy, in unison*
now we see why your mom traded you for some perc 50s
now we see why your mom traded you for some perc 50s
April 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*the entire state of Ohio watching JD Vance drop the natty trophy, in unison*
now we see why your mom traded you for some perc 50s
now we see why your mom traded you for some perc 50s
I’m gonna be really sad when this hockey season is over. I know we’re not making the playoffs but this is the most fun I’ve had watching the Blue Jackets in awhile.
April 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m gonna be really sad when this hockey season is over. I know we’re not making the playoffs but this is the most fun I’ve had watching the Blue Jackets in awhile.
Whoever the refs have money on
It's Florida vs. Houston with a national title on the line 🏆
Who’s taking home the trophy?
Who’s taking home the trophy?
April 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Whoever the refs have money on
Wow that was an absolute bullshit over the back call against Flagg.
April 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wow that was an absolute bullshit over the back call against Flagg.
Oh wow, Ovechkin might tie or pass Gretzky in goals tonight. Let’s check on assists now…oh. Nevermind.
April 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh wow, Ovechkin might tie or pass Gretzky in goals tonight. Let’s check on assists now…oh. Nevermind.
I love this Celtics docuseries on Max because it keeps highlighting how much of a bitch Jerry West is
March 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I love this Celtics docuseries on Max because it keeps highlighting how much of a bitch Jerry West is
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Baseball is the best man, I swear. It really is just a group of people fond of the game and nothing else.
One thing I will say about baseball is that I don’t find it particularly captivating but it’s the one sport where if I talk to someone who really loves it, I get closer to being a fan instead of repulsed by it. It really is a community of people who simply love to remember a guy.
March 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Baseball is the best man, I swear. It really is just a group of people fond of the game and nothing else.
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
My fucking GOAT. And he did it by 6+ seconds.
Lewis Hamilton won the first sprint race of the 2025 Formula One season, his first victory with Ferrari since joining the team over the winter.
Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/622...
Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/622...
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My fucking GOAT. And he did it by 6+ seconds.
God damn, Lewis looks good this weekend
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
God damn, Lewis looks good this weekend
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
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All US presidents have the same goals.
March 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
All US presidents have the same goals.
God I’m so real for this
Ngl I need to move somewhere where the entire dating pool is Latinas
March 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
God I’m so real for this
Hbd to the most gorgeous woman on earth
It’s my MFn birthday 🎂‼️
March 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hbd to the most gorgeous woman on earth
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I knew I was gonna be a box muncher from the moment I had my first Arby’s roast beef sandwich
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I knew I was gonna be a box muncher from the moment I had my first Arby’s roast beef sandwich
REFUCKINGSKEETING AGAIN
Justin Fields was always better than Russ
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
REFUCKINGSKEETING AGAIN
I think they should trot me out there as one of the tempters on Temptation Island. All these hot dudes and then just a fat fucking moron with autism.
March 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think they should trot me out there as one of the tempters on Temptation Island. All these hot dudes and then just a fat fucking moron with autism.
Honestly just call the season off now. We did it.
March 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Honestly just call the season off now. We did it.
It always makes me chuckle when certain girls feel the need to identify themselves as wlw on every post/video they make. Honey, you dress like Gordo from Lizzie McGuire. We already know.
March 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It always makes me chuckle when certain girls feel the need to identify themselves as wlw on every post/video they make. Honey, you dress like Gordo from Lizzie McGuire. We already know.
The girlies trying to reclaim Clairo will never succeed. Clairo is and forever will be for the boys.
March 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The girlies trying to reclaim Clairo will never succeed. Clairo is and forever will be for the boys.
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to!
February 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to!
We all have an emotional support dead famous person and who they are says a lot about you.
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous person and who they are says a lot about you.
This guy got his dick ripped off by the great city of Chicago when he tried that shit there, and now he’s threatening Boston? Like THE Boston? Yeah I’m getting my popcorn ready for this.
Homan: "The police commission of Boston -- you said you doubled down on not helping the law enforcement office of ICE. I'm coming to Boston. I'm bringing hell with me."
February 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This guy got his dick ripped off by the great city of Chicago when he tried that shit there, and now he’s threatening Boston? Like THE Boston? Yeah I’m getting my popcorn ready for this.