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Expat Cat
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The Thoughts of Chairman Meow.
I'm a ten-year old Scottish emigré.
Official Cat of the Northern Territory.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In death, Rob and Michele Reiner receive the art world's highest accolade: an unhinged condemnation from Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…
October 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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***MY COUSIN VINNY LIVE-TWEET: THE RULES***

This lecture explores the cinematic classic 'My Cousin Vinny' through the lens of English and Welsh law.

Contributions and observations are welcome, but I'm perfectly prepared to tweet the entire film to a wall of embarrassed silence.
a woman says it 's a fact while standing in front of an american flag
ALT: a woman says it 's a fact while standing in front of an american flag
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Good morning to everyone especially this truth seeker!
July 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Trump seems more vulnerable to me now than at any other time since he entered politics.
July 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I got a speeding ticket. Wondering if it's going to be more economical to pay it myself, or bribe Trump to cancel it.
May 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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India attacked Pakistan and Pakistani Kashmir with at least eight deaths reported, and Pakistan called the assault a ‘blatant act of war’ as the worst fighting in more than two decades erupted between the nuclear-armed enemies. Follow our live coverage: reut.rs/4d5BJ5F
Live updates: India's 'Operation Sindoor' strikes hit Pakistan, Pakistan says it has shot down jets
Tensions have risen between the nuclear-armed neighbors since an attack on Hindu tourists in Indian Kashmir last month.
reut.rs
May 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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(1/4) It was America and Britain that guaranteed the sovereignty of Ukraine and its borders in return for persuading them to give up their nuclear weapons.
April 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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The only thing that’s going to get you fired from a Trump 2.0 cabinet is disloyalty to Trump. No act of incompetence, mismanagement, criminality, or malfeasance can get you fired. As long as you are loyal to Trump, you can pretty much do anything.
April 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Bonkers chart from Canadian election polling.
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Hosting the Olympics and World Cup are going to be impossible. What athlete in their right mind would risk coming to the US now?
Head coach of MMA Australian team Renato Subotic arrived in the US to teach a seminar. Instead he said he was detained at the border: "No clear explanation, no chance to talk to anyone, no rights. They handcuffed me, put me in a car, and drove me to federal prison."
www.news.com.au/sport/boxing...
www.news.com.au
April 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Trump is firing national security & intelligence staff AND tanking the US stock market.

On the same morning.
April 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/3YbbFjq
April 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Economic Suicide by Dipshittery
April 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
March 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If he succeeds, it will be the only positive thing he has done.
This basically puts the Golf Channel out of business.
March 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm sure this promise will be delivered upon.
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
But her emails.
March 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's quite wrong that Heathrow could not have switched over to an alternate GSP quickly: an operational switching scheme could effect such a switchover within 100 milliseconds of detecting loss of supply from the one in use.
March 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM