Exmotable
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29-year-old running out of time to get his life together or whatever. currently a jobless loser.
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
they're gonna fuckin delist the og Yakuza 0 on December 8th to replace it with their dumb definitive edition. if you have Yakuza 0 by that point they'll also let you upgrade into the DE for 15 goddamn dollars
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
they're gonna fuckin delist the og Yakuza 0 on December 8th to replace it with their dumb definitive edition. if you have Yakuza 0 by that point they'll also let you upgrade into the DE for 15 goddamn dollars
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does it feel good to a spider to poop out the string
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
does it feel good to a spider to poop out the string
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In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.
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He was simply too fast
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
He was simply too fast
first time playing resident evil 1 on the ps1 and I didn't wait for Barry to bring another rope...
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
first time playing resident evil 1 on the ps1 and I didn't wait for Barry to bring another rope...
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In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
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In Super Mario RPG, the Guerrilla enemy is a "knock-off" of Donkey Kong. This is referenced in a unique way by its Japanese name, which replaces two of its characters with similar ones as though on a bootleg product logo. In English, this could be conveyed as e.g. "Donkev Konq".
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In Super Mario RPG, the Guerrilla enemy is a "knock-off" of Donkey Kong. This is referenced in a unique way by its Japanese name, which replaces two of its characters with similar ones as though on a bootleg product logo. In English, this could be conveyed as e.g. "Donkev Konq".
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We only rate dogs. This is a southern sleepy seal pup. Please read her a short but comforting bedtime story, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (credit Brie the Chi)
August 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a southern sleepy seal pup. Please read her a short but comforting bedtime story, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (credit Brie the Chi)
"very warm" fuck you man
August 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"very warm" fuck you man
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you demented fuck
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
you demented fuck
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
found out Bernie Sanders is pro-Genocide and I'm not sure there's anyone in a position of power worth believing in anymore
April 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
found out Bernie Sanders is pro-Genocide and I'm not sure there's anyone in a position of power worth believing in anymore
you are STUPID and DUMB
hopefully this year is easier for all of us
March 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
you are STUPID and DUMB
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
is there anything more tragic than starting a new anime and finding out the original manga is still ongoing but the anime ended in like 2014? no. no there isn't.
March 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
is there anything more tragic than starting a new anime and finding out the original manga is still ongoing but the anime ended in like 2014? no. no there isn't.
having to hold my cat to calm her down while I take a shit because of her abandonment issues. I wake up in 3.5 hours
January 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
having to hold my cat to calm her down while I take a shit because of her abandonment issues. I wake up in 3.5 hours
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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hopefully this year is easier for all of us
January 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
hopefully this year is easier for all of us
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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SCIENTIST: Ok we perfected the new laundry basket design. It has 10,000 little shitty windows in the plastic so you can watch your filthy clothes and if you touch the plastic even accidentally it shears off your finger with its atomic precision razor edge
BOSS: Thank you that's just what I asked for
BOSS: Thank you that's just what I asked for
December 20, 2024 at 4:47 PM
SCIENTIST: Ok we perfected the new laundry basket design. It has 10,000 little shitty windows in the plastic so you can watch your filthy clothes and if you touch the plastic even accidentally it shears off your finger with its atomic precision razor edge
BOSS: Thank you that's just what I asked for
BOSS: Thank you that's just what I asked for