Dr. Pepper's Husband
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High off an epi pen
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
We need more shitposting on this app asap
March 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We need more shitposting on this app asap
Adrien Brody winning an Oscar for Best Actor in a role where they used AI to alter his accent is a great omen of what is to come, right?
March 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Adrien Brody winning an Oscar for Best Actor in a role where they used AI to alter his accent is a great omen of what is to come, right?
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The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.
February 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.
We moved on from Bo Burnham's INSIDE way too quickly. That shit is beautiful, terrifying, and funny. Absolute cinema from start to finish and just a complete representation of that man's pure talent.
February 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We moved on from Bo Burnham's INSIDE way too quickly. That shit is beautiful, terrifying, and funny. Absolute cinema from start to finish and just a complete representation of that man's pure talent.
I will never forgive Netflix for cancelling shows like Mindhunter or Kaos but giving us an ungodly amount of seasons of Stranger Things, Big Mouth, and Emily in Paris.
February 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I will never forgive Netflix for cancelling shows like Mindhunter or Kaos but giving us an ungodly amount of seasons of Stranger Things, Big Mouth, and Emily in Paris.
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men in the valentine’s card section on feb 13th gives careless buffoon vibes but when I (wife) do the same thing on the same day for my husband’s card it’s really beautiful and sweet and endearing actually
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
men in the valentine’s card section on feb 13th gives careless buffoon vibes but when I (wife) do the same thing on the same day for my husband’s card it’s really beautiful and sweet and endearing actually
I did my daily check-in with the news and current events
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I did my daily check-in with the news and current events
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"I don't want to harness the power of AI!" I shout as I read my 17th corporate email about the new way they're harnessing the power of AI to increase productivity and profit.
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"I don't want to harness the power of AI!" I shout as I read my 17th corporate email about the new way they're harnessing the power of AI to increase productivity and profit.
Need me a week or two in the woods with some wine, cheese, and a whimsical feeling that capitalism will never provide.
January 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Need me a week or two in the woods with some wine, cheese, and a whimsical feeling that capitalism will never provide.
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too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread
Being a Buffalo Bills fan is the modern day version of Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill
January 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Being a Buffalo Bills fan is the modern day version of Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill
You're telling me two guys named Martin are docking?
January 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You're telling me two guys named Martin are docking?