James Webpage
@excusehaver.bsky.social
A normal guy on the internet. Not a flat earther unless flat earth is true. (he/him)
I invented a candy bar in my dream last night called a SnickSnack. It’s a snickers but you replace the nougat with a KitKat wafer.
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I invented a candy bar in my dream last night called a SnickSnack. It’s a snickers but you replace the nougat with a KitKat wafer.
*Diving headfirst into a rock crusher* get ready with me to become sand
July 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*Diving headfirst into a rock crusher* get ready with me to become sand
New out of office reply format just dropped
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
New out of office reply format just dropped
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Phrenologists back in the day were like “skull issue”
December 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Phrenologists back in the day were like “skull issue”
This is so good. I love this shit. I eat this up like an English breakfast
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 6:14 AM
This is so good. I love this shit. I eat this up like an English breakfast
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so there's this farmers commercial where they're watching "red one" and the male insurance agent says "I think it's a recreational vehicle" in regards to santa's sleigh. why the fuck would he think that? santa obviously uses it for work, is he stupid? is this guy just extremely bad at his job?
December 16, 2024 at 2:17 PM
so there's this farmers commercial where they're watching "red one" and the male insurance agent says "I think it's a recreational vehicle" in regards to santa's sleigh. why the fuck would he think that? santa obviously uses it for work, is he stupid? is this guy just extremely bad at his job?
learning kung fu like neo by replacing my fruit by the foot with old power rangers VHS tapes.
December 12, 2024 at 5:21 AM
learning kung fu like neo by replacing my fruit by the foot with old power rangers VHS tapes.
his name is nino mangione and you expect him to snitch on his cousin luigi?
December 11, 2024 at 7:35 PM
his name is nino mangione and you expect him to snitch on his cousin luigi?
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If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
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The Unabomber: And then the left tried to cancel me. They showed up at my door and arrested me for my posts
Joe Rogan: Wow
Joe Rogan: Wow
November 27, 2024 at 8:25 PM
The Unabomber: And then the left tried to cancel me. They showed up at my door and arrested me for my posts
Joe Rogan: Wow
Joe Rogan: Wow
i’ve been arrested at the airport for wall clipping through TSA (crawling through the xray machine) i am being sent back to spawn (prison)
November 27, 2024 at 8:07 PM
i’ve been arrested at the airport for wall clipping through TSA (crawling through the xray machine) i am being sent back to spawn (prison)
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there should be lunch eggs that are bigger than breakfast eggs and dinner eggs that are larger still
June 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
there should be lunch eggs that are bigger than breakfast eggs and dinner eggs that are larger still
So what is everyone going as for thanksgiving this year?
November 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
So what is everyone going as for thanksgiving this year?
The famously edgy working class
My anger toward the progressive left will not die.
They thought they were being edgy intellectuals in withholding their votes from Hillary Clinton - because they did not agree with every one of her positions.
They put in motion the disaster we all suffering.
They thought they were being edgy intellectuals in withholding their votes from Hillary Clinton - because they did not agree with every one of her positions.
They put in motion the disaster we all suffering.
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The famously edgy working class
Mike and Ike are gay married
November 24, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Mike and Ike are gay married
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call me a killjoy but the midnight train going anywhere sounds like a logistical nightmare
November 23, 2024 at 5:22 AM
call me a killjoy but the midnight train going anywhere sounds like a logistical nightmare
Swing low (swing low) sweet chat roulette,
cumming travelocity gnome.
cumming travelocity gnome.
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Swing low (swing low) sweet chat roulette,
cumming travelocity gnome.
cumming travelocity gnome.
This is what I do whenever someone tries to tell me the rules of this place
November 23, 2024 at 6:22 AM
This is what I do whenever someone tries to tell me the rules of this place
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boomers: hahaha
gen x: lol
millennials: lmao
gen z: ijbol
gen alpha (hovering 5 ft above the ground while calibrating plasma gun with an ipad): aaaaaaaa
gen x: lol
millennials: lmao
gen z: ijbol
gen alpha (hovering 5 ft above the ground while calibrating plasma gun with an ipad): aaaaaaaa
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 AM
boomers: hahaha
gen x: lol
millennials: lmao
gen z: ijbol
gen alpha (hovering 5 ft above the ground while calibrating plasma gun with an ipad): aaaaaaaa
gen x: lol
millennials: lmao
gen z: ijbol
gen alpha (hovering 5 ft above the ground while calibrating plasma gun with an ipad): aaaaaaaa
When I was a kid my father casually explained yoda to me by saying that he “speaks in riddles”, and that single phrase caused a fundamental misconception in my mind about what a riddle was.
Like for the longest time I though riddles were just mixing up the order of words in a sentence.
Like for the longest time I though riddles were just mixing up the order of words in a sentence.
November 18, 2024 at 11:57 PM
When I was a kid my father casually explained yoda to me by saying that he “speaks in riddles”, and that single phrase caused a fundamental misconception in my mind about what a riddle was.
Like for the longest time I though riddles were just mixing up the order of words in a sentence.
Like for the longest time I though riddles were just mixing up the order of words in a sentence.
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There must be some kinda way out of here
Said Al Roker to the thief
Said Al Roker to the thief
November 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
There must be some kinda way out of here
Said Al Roker to the thief
Said Al Roker to the thief