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Exalted Dimber-Damber
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🔥Adult🔥
Wannabe cosplayer, gaymer, performer
Thinking about making 2026 my whore ass year
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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NEW VIDEO - HE IS BACK! HE WILL RISE!
SUCTION CUP MAN 5: RISE AND GRIND IS OUT NOW!
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Car Wreak At The Gentleman's Club" would be one hell of a garage band name, so hmu if anyone wants to take it

I'll come wreck your first concert and be your biggest fan
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh how I wish to strangle myself before my mistakes drown me

A death by my own hands sure beats being stoned to death by the masses of phantoms that follow my every waking moment

I wish to erase myself, wipe the slate clean and start anew everyday; but alas, the horrors persist.

And so must "I"
June 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wtr
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Why am I so tired?
April 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hey yo I fuck with Only Cans: Thirsty Date
April 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And if some mortal police wanna intervene, that's still not my business.
Look, if you wanna drink liquor in the parking lot, that's between you and your deity of choice.
April 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Look, if you wanna drink liquor in the parking lot, that's between you and your deity of choice.
April 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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this is a good post and "decadence" is a good way to think about a lot of things. true decadence is, eg, thinking you could let an insurrection go unpunished and the country would just keep chugging along nbd
April 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The sentiment "This is the way things have always been" will be the downfall of global society I s2g
March 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Fuck I wanna gonna eat a banana too
March 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
$5.99. I checked the receipt. 10/10 no✨🎊
The soup is gone. I am sated, but at what cost?
The Balls are gone. Only Carrot and the sinful Onion remain. Weeping.
March 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The soup is gone. I am sated, but at what cost?
The Balls are gone. Only Carrot and the sinful Onion remain. Weeping.
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The Balls are gone. Only Carrot and the sinful Onion remain. Weeping.
March 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Whose wedding soup is this, even? Do people still have soup at weddings? Why is soup for weddings available at the supermarket 🤔
Who put all these onion in it though? It's unbalanced in taste bro
These Balls really make it a meal 🥹😩
March 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Who put all these onion in it though? It's unbalanced in taste bro
These Balls really make it a meal 🥹😩
Yoooo this soup slaps ASS
March 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
These Balls really make it a meal 🥹😩
Yoooo this soup slaps ASS
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yoooo this soup slaps ASS
March 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I Don't Need Drugs to Get High, My Mania Does That For Me: a post-mortem biography
March 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Walkin' through the airport and saw a pencil rendition of Mike Wazowski as a girl

She looked great with her long eyelashes and voluptuous lips!
It slayed tbh I wonder who the artist was...
March 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Good morning Mother fuckers, Dad kissers and Ace detectives
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
And I'm still sad, too.
It's weird going to a funeral for someone you don't know at all. Like all these people are talking about how much some guy meant to them and nearly breaking down.

And I'm counting the leaves on the fake trees around them.
March 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's weird going to a funeral for someone you don't know at all. Like all these people are talking about how much some guy meant to them and nearly breaking down.

And I'm counting the leaves on the fake trees around them.
March 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM