Ewan
ewanevanwean.bsky.social
Ewan
@ewanevanwean.bsky.social
Muso dweeb turned amateur jock.

Don't ask me for dog pics because I WILL show you them.
Absolutely BUTCHERING my phone's auto- text suggestions with made up fantasy words. You'd be surprised how often "Ziodyne" comes up in casual conversation.
July 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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DUCK AT THE POOL
June 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Remember, if it's cold outside, THEY'RE cold outside.

Let the intrusive thoughts in.
May 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Do I have a single meal plan for the next week? No.

Did I finish work at 7 to meal prep 5 containers of homemade dog food?
You'd better believe it Bucko.
May 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Ibis's evolution to 'Bin Chicken' is by far Australia's greatest tale of perseverance and overcoming adversity.
May 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Finally the election is over, we can stop soft-launching our distaste for our fellow man and go back to discussing *checks notes*

Oh no that's everything now
May 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Confession: I have been forwarding memes between separate friends groups instead of contributing OC.

I have not had an original thought for weeks, I am but a lowly shepherd.
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bravely Default remaster is cool and all, but WHERE IS THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF BRAVELY SECOND, I NEED BA'AL BUSTING OR RIOT
April 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Everyone that bought into the Minecraft Alpha in 2010 is directly responsible for the existence of CGI Minecraft Grimace and I DEMAND an apology.
March 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's the little things.
March 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"my love language is being comfortable enough to mask off and talk for 5 uninterrupted minutes about competitive Pokemon doubles."
March 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Work started selling branded swimwear but claim they don't classify as "office uniform".
March 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Me, age 30, working in IT, trying to configure social media settings.
March 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM