Ewan
@ewanevanwean.bsky.social
Muso dweeb turned amateur jock.
Don't ask me for dog pics because I WILL show you them.
Don't ask me for dog pics because I WILL show you them.
Absolutely BUTCHERING my phone's auto- text suggestions with made up fantasy words. You'd be surprised how often "Ziodyne" comes up in casual conversation.
July 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Absolutely BUTCHERING my phone's auto- text suggestions with made up fantasy words. You'd be surprised how often "Ziodyne" comes up in casual conversation.
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DUCK AT THE POOL
June 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
DUCK AT THE POOL
Remember, if it's cold outside, THEY'RE cold outside.
Let the intrusive thoughts in.
Let the intrusive thoughts in.
May 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Remember, if it's cold outside, THEY'RE cold outside.
Let the intrusive thoughts in.
Let the intrusive thoughts in.
Do I have a single meal plan for the next week? No.
Did I finish work at 7 to meal prep 5 containers of homemade dog food?
You'd better believe it Bucko.
Did I finish work at 7 to meal prep 5 containers of homemade dog food?
You'd better believe it Bucko.
May 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Do I have a single meal plan for the next week? No.
Did I finish work at 7 to meal prep 5 containers of homemade dog food?
You'd better believe it Bucko.
Did I finish work at 7 to meal prep 5 containers of homemade dog food?
You'd better believe it Bucko.
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If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm
The Ibis's evolution to 'Bin Chicken' is by far Australia's greatest tale of perseverance and overcoming adversity.
May 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Ibis's evolution to 'Bin Chicken' is by far Australia's greatest tale of perseverance and overcoming adversity.
Finally the election is over, we can stop soft-launching our distaste for our fellow man and go back to discussing *checks notes*
Oh no that's everything now
Oh no that's everything now
May 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Finally the election is over, we can stop soft-launching our distaste for our fellow man and go back to discussing *checks notes*
Oh no that's everything now
Oh no that's everything now
Confession: I have been forwarding memes between separate friends groups instead of contributing OC.
I have not had an original thought for weeks, I am but a lowly shepherd.
I have not had an original thought for weeks, I am but a lowly shepherd.
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Confession: I have been forwarding memes between separate friends groups instead of contributing OC.
I have not had an original thought for weeks, I am but a lowly shepherd.
I have not had an original thought for weeks, I am but a lowly shepherd.
Bravely Default remaster is cool and all, but WHERE IS THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF BRAVELY SECOND, I NEED BA'AL BUSTING OR RIOT
April 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Bravely Default remaster is cool and all, but WHERE IS THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF BRAVELY SECOND, I NEED BA'AL BUSTING OR RIOT
Everyone that bought into the Minecraft Alpha in 2010 is directly responsible for the existence of CGI Minecraft Grimace and I DEMAND an apology.
March 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Everyone that bought into the Minecraft Alpha in 2010 is directly responsible for the existence of CGI Minecraft Grimace and I DEMAND an apology.
It's the little things.
March 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's the little things.
"my love language is being comfortable enough to mask off and talk for 5 uninterrupted minutes about competitive Pokemon doubles."
March 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
"my love language is being comfortable enough to mask off and talk for 5 uninterrupted minutes about competitive Pokemon doubles."
Work started selling branded swimwear but claim they don't classify as "office uniform".
March 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Work started selling branded swimwear but claim they don't classify as "office uniform".
Me, age 30, working in IT, trying to configure social media settings.
March 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Me, age 30, working in IT, trying to configure social media settings.