Ewan
ewanevanwean.bsky.social
Ewan
@ewanevanwean.bsky.social
Muso dweeb turned amateur jock.

Don't ask me for dog pics because I WILL show you them.
Also Harvey is my boy (moustache bias)
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Stardew Valley: the game that rapidly alternates between "relaxing cosy vibes" and "nightmare inducing panic" dependant solely on how close it is to 2am.
August 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Why? Is it because it's often false information that falls apart under any scrutiny?
July 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Big vibes. Then you remember that cats literally only meow for people - you've been chosen!
July 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
With great power comes great responswimbility
June 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Discovering you're on Eurovision spy-watch and not wine-soaked Eurovision party watch
May 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Check back in a week when we're back to complaining about Switch 2 pricing
May 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"Joella was robbed"
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The highs and lows of the Wednesday midweek thrill are what I live for
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Us Senator Cory Booker filibustered for 25 hours straight to protest the Trump presidency, which is absolutely WILD.
April 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
March 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
March 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Pain is weakness leaving the body, Luke.
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM