Evil Abed
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Evil Abed
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This is the darkest timeline.
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Our negotiations with Core Devices have broken down, and we need your help, as the community, to decide what to do next: rebble.io/2025/11/17/c...

(Aside: Ugh. This is probably the least pleasant thing we have ever had to write. We're incredibly sad it went this way, and sorry to have to post it.)
Rebble · Core Devices Keeps Stealing Our Work
This is a post that we don’t take any joy in writing. When we wrote last month about our agreement with Core Devices, we went into it believing that coopera...
rebble.io
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Turns out Tidal is only a few dollars more a month for a family plan than Spotify and they have a cool feature where they’re not running ads to recruit for the gestapo.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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"my configuration time went down from ~1s per project to ~350ms per project."

@martinbonnin@bird.makeup was able to drastically speed up his project's configuration time.

mbonnin.net/2025-11-08_g...

A goalpost to reach: 100ms per project.

Where are you with your projects?

#gradle
Gradle debug recipes
Get insights into your Gradle build.
mbonnin.net
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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extremely disappointing.
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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FUCK YA LIFE!
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Good to see you out today.
October 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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X-Men has some of the greatest female characters in comics but the way they're always regressing those characters to some of their worst eras because apparently guys like 'em best that way sure is something
October 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I left Slack for a few reasons and Marc was two of them.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I would love for a reporter with an established history/relationship with Sophie to ask her which of Charlie Kirk’s messages she agreed & disagreed with.

I.E. “reject feminism,” “prowling Blacks,” Black women lacking “brain processing power.”

Not in an antagonistic way, asking her with curiosity.
September 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The @washingtonpost.com has changed its slogan again, from “Democracy Dies In Darkness” to “Know Your Place.”
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I think this point is far more important than we realize. The fact that we consume completely different media showing us completely different things is a huge driver of division.
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
September 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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More than a dozen fans sitting on or near courtside tonight are wearing these bright orange shirts to protest the Liberty’s skyrocketing ticket prices for the playoffs and next season.
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Look at Marine Johannes
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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this was always the endgame, the complete erasure of trans people from public life and - if these people get their way - from existence entirely

it is a genocidal campaign and it has no place in a moral society

fuck your "just asking questions" about sports
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".

In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.

(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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it’s honestly pretty funny how almost every Republican is a massive baby
Bernie Moreno says Cincinnati might be need to put on a "watch list" and claims he no longer visits Chicago and New York City because he's scared of crime
August 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Good time to repost this.
REMINDER:

1. If you're on Substack, get off of Substack.

2. If you want to start a Substack, DON'T.
A thread for getting off Substack 🧵:

1. First, migrate your archive and subscriber list to the new platform. I went to buttondown, which was the most affordable for me as a small letter, not a lot of paid subscribers. It's not as slick of an interface, but it does everything I need.
July 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The official Android docs on test doubles are quite needed today.

Please write fakes 🙏 , avoid mocks as possible. Assert output state, not behavior. Think of a program or a logical part of it as: input->output

https://developer.android.com/training/testing/fundamentals/test-doubles
July 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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As it so happens, I've been reading a bit about the court-packing debacle under FDR. He miscalculated politically but I don't think he was wrong on the merits of going after that Court. And if there's a Democratic president in 2029, they need to be willing to consider similarly drastic measures.
July 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The Sonics won the title in 1979 and OKC stole them from Seattle so fuck the Thunder
Last NBA title:

Knicks - 1973
Pacers - Never
Wolves - Never
Thunder - Never
May 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Marine Johannès arrives for first Liberty preseason
Marine Johannès arrives for first Liberty preseason
This is her first time participating in the Liberty's preseason ramp-up.
nypost.com
April 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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i genuinely want to know what the hell is wrong with this guy. he is a total monster and i am a little interested in how he got to be this way.
Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff for policy, has begun baselessly claiming that birthright citizenship is a massive welfare scam.

Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
Stephen Miller Unveils Bizarre New Attack on Birthright Citizenship
Stephen Miller has found a new excuse to ignore the Constitution.
newrepublic.com
April 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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"He wanted to play here professionally for so many years, and now his dream is coming true"

– Karl-Anthony Towns mom Jackie on his first game at Madison Square Garden in 2015

She passed away on this day in 2020
April 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM