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Evie (they/she)
@evieofthestars.bsky.social
Two-time grad school drop-out, recovering academic, AuDHD, disabled, hot mess, lesbian. Overly empathetic and aggressively optimistic. No one wishes I would stop speaking more than I do. The gov't trusts me to teach your kids. And I'm good at it.
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@hobbesq.bolasgang.com Process of elimination.
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Another part of me thinks I should stop collecting new hobbies and finish this damn WIP I've been writing for 4 years lol
August 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Started learning to draw on my tablet, thinking about posting what I've got so far but idk 🤷‍♀️ #digitalart #beginner #sketches
August 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@katcorbett.bsky.social on the radio: Are you a Dead Head?

Me, frantically: YES!!
August 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I need to know the name of the new pope so badly, I'm like vibrating with anticipation and if this goes on much longer I'll start foaming at the mouth. A new English king and a new pope in the same decade is a really exciting time to specialize in religion in Western Europe.
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness.

Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.

Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.

It’s eugenics
April 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My brain after the phone autocorrected #Legolas to #Legoland
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Tom says "I don't care what you watch, as long as it's about me."
April 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@nerdclub.bsky.social check it out, nerds, I got my winter youtube recap. Look who was my number 5!
April 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Simpsons "do it for her" picture but it's just a screenshot of my Duolingo friend streaks and that fucking owl
March 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bring back Saxon names. In a few years I want to be teaching little Ælfgifu and her brother Æthelred.
February 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Okay, but Taco didn't have to go so hard on #PuttingOnTheRitz but he did and he did it for us. And I think that's beautiful.

#80smusic
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hold my tongue bc I want to be nice. My facial expression screams at people because I'm actually a bitch.
every day of my life i see people give the worst fashion and beauty advice i've ever seen and i hold my tongue bc im nice
December 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I think the worst part of Christmas is all the people we've lost and their ghosts floating around us. I can handle the ghosts of the dead, but the ghosts of the living are the real problem.
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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“Well to be fair—“ Why? Be ferocious and let others clean up after your indiscriminate mayhem.
December 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Me to a professionally trained soprano during #TheMessiahsingalong "This is not the easiest sight read" 🤣🤣
December 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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The only unsolvable problem is a lack of money. Unfortunately that’s the one I have.
October 16, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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#RestInPeace #LiamPayne #OneDirection 😔🙏🏻💔🕯🌈🧔‍♂️ My condolences to your family.
October 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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REST IN PEACE LIAM🖤😢💔 #LiamPayne #OneDirection #1D
October 16, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Tragic news.

My heart goes out to his family and friends.

Bandmates Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik must be devastated.

The 1D reunion must now live on in our dreams.

RIP, Liam 🙏

#OneDirection #LiamPayne
Liam Payne Dead at 31 After Fall from Buenos Aires Hotel Room
Liam Payne is dead after a fall from his hotel balcony in Argentina ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
October 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Suddenly it feels like I'm 19 again. When the boys and getting through college were all that mattered. When I had a bad day I could throw on Spotify and listen to #upallnight and #takemehome on repeat. Bc when no one else was there #OneDirection was. RIP Liam. You'll be forever missed.
October 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I don't usually engage in the social aspects of phone games, but #SuitU has the sweetest community! And it seems like a decent range of ages in players, like I'm not just the old lady hanging with the kids. And the outfits I can make are actually absurd. In a good way.
September 23, 2024 at 6:52 PM