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don't ask me about my current slime collection (do it)
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Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.

Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
everything everywhere all at once reference in bobs burgers!!!
February 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
all of my ringtones are from saiki k,,, I NEED to have them play at full volume bro it's always so funny
2001: "I paid $0.99 for this Linkin Park song to be my ringtone."

2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."
February 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my boss just seated a party of 7 with only 10 minutes until we close 😭😭
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
wait guys I miss crocheting and embroidering so much
January 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
happy new year!! let's do our best to make it a good one 🎉🙌
January 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
nothing more humbling than reading the analysis after doing wordle
December 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I have to drive downtown later
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I CANT GET OVER HOW CUTE LUMA LOOKS ALAHSHSIEJBD I LOVE HER SO MUCH 😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤
December 26, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...

I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.

Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍
November 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
bought a nail oil a couple of weeks ago and I'm surprised to say that it's actually been working pretty well. I've always had weak nails that would bend or split in layers and I'm so happy to finally have strong healthy ones 😌💕
November 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I cannot get over how crazy her eye looks here 😭😭
November 8, 2024 at 8:39 PM
plans to hang out w my friends got canceled 😔💔
a kermit the frog is looking out of a window in the rain .
ALT: a kermit the frog is looking out of a window in the rain .
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November 8, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
November 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
need to get myself a dvd player fr fr bc I'm so tired of this streaming bs,,,, prolly gonna look for places that still rent dvds too
I've started buying DVDs and Bluerays again. No, really. Bought 3 last week. Happily, I've hung onto most of my box sets from before this streaming scam.

Same with music. Physical media is the way to go. We've all been suckered.
November 3, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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I've started buying DVDs and Bluerays again. No, really. Bought 3 last week. Happily, I've hung onto most of my box sets from before this streaming scam.

Same with music. Physical media is the way to go. We've all been suckered.
November 2, 2023 at 12:45 PM
hello bluesky!!! (yes this is me)
November 1, 2023 at 1:05 AM