evelyn
@evethernet.bsky.social
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f(x): that which is humans which humans are not
f(x): that which is humans which humans are not
judges at worlds have to step it up, that's two take backs from Seth and one of them was game losing
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
judges at worlds have to step it up, that's two take backs from Seth and one of them was game losing
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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i am NOT arguing with a doll. you are an object. you are an item. i could stack 64 of you in one inventory slot
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i am NOT arguing with a doll. you are an object. you are an item. i could stack 64 of you in one inventory slot
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Shirayuki commission for an anonymous patron!
I didn't know she had a barcode tattoo till yesterday
I didn't know she had a barcode tattoo till yesterday
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Shirayuki commission for an anonymous patron!
I didn't know she had a barcode tattoo till yesterday
I didn't know she had a barcode tattoo till yesterday
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"i want a big tent trans community" oh my god nobody cares it's not 2015 anymore we're fucking over that shit. we are NOT in communion. go take your protestantism somewhere else
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"i want a big tent trans community" oh my god nobody cares it's not 2015 anymore we're fucking over that shit. we are NOT in communion. go take your protestantism somewhere else
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I painted ur dog too
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I painted ur dog too
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welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
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Masamune Shirow, 1997
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Masamune Shirow, 1997
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"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be
October 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be
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GOT A SLUTTY LIBERAL SUCKIN ON MY NUT SACK, SHE'S GIVIN ME THAT "MUELLER, SHE SCROTE"
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
GOT A SLUTTY LIBERAL SUCKIN ON MY NUT SACK, SHE'S GIVIN ME THAT "MUELLER, SHE SCROTE"
lol phillies
alright brewers/cubs I need you to NOT SHIT THE BED AGAINST LA okay
the fate of the world depends on it
alright brewers/cubs I need you to NOT SHIT THE BED AGAINST LA okay
the fate of the world depends on it
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lol phillies
alright brewers/cubs I need you to NOT SHIT THE BED AGAINST LA okay
the fate of the world depends on it
alright brewers/cubs I need you to NOT SHIT THE BED AGAINST LA okay
the fate of the world depends on it
gushing over magical girls coming back to serialization we've never been so back
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
gushing over magical girls coming back to serialization we've never been so back
we're gonna get 16chan and it's gonna have a board called /kttttp/
if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
October 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we're gonna get 16chan and it's gonna have a board called /kttttp/
omg this monster wants to eat me is looking like a /fantastic/ show i'm so excited
i know it's only one episode but !!!!!!
i know it's only one episode but !!!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
omg this monster wants to eat me is looking like a /fantastic/ show i'm so excited
i know it's only one episode but !!!!!!
i know it's only one episode but !!!!!!
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I know this website likes to go neurotically insane over “liberal” as some kind of dog whistle but @catholicclod.bsky.social shared this Lenin quote with me yesterday and I just sat there and stared at a wall for a few minutes
September 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I know this website likes to go neurotically insane over “liberal” as some kind of dog whistle but @catholicclod.bsky.social shared this Lenin quote with me yesterday and I just sat there and stared at a wall for a few minutes
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the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this.
but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.
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a chilling warning to america from 2004 !
September 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
a chilling warning to america from 2004 !
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stop forcing your consent kink on me bro. thats noncon bro
September 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
stop forcing your consent kink on me bro. thats noncon bro
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coates is genuinely a generational writer
September 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
coates is genuinely a generational writer
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Cassandra gets an upgrade🧠
July 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Cassandra gets an upgrade🧠