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@everythingability.bsky.social
Low Hanging Fruit Farmer
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Santa, Baby, surely from up there you can see if the world is a globe or not.

Flat Eartha Kitt
Alexander de Pfeffel lied under oath to Covid enquiry
Took Russian bribes - a bit of digging will easily find that trail.
He as good a killed thousands of UK citizens for no reason.
"Tried his best" my arse.

If Kier Starmer could pull his finger out organise at least 10 years porridge that'd nice.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Leeds Fans: He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Dan James, Dan James...

EX-FUCKING-ACTLY!

Get him on!

#lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"If AI produces something you think is good, you are objectively shit at that thing" - Me

Cartoon from theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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one of the funniest things about AI art is that everybody decided to do their aesthetic Direct Preference Optimization with what one billion morons think is cool rather than one thousand starving artists
July 12, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite
March 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Didn't like them at the time, I was a punk... but bloody hell, go watch some Kid Creole and The Coconuts... what songs, what the performances... out of this world! Bonkers!
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I reckon this is the alternative to sacking him. They've given him RIDICULOUS targets he can't and won't meet, with a MANIAC payout. I haven't read the small print, but he won't be collecting it, and if they're smart there will be clauses....
Only people who’ve never visited Twitter could have faith in the “genius” of a fool like Elon Musk.
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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God, the number of people who were willing to believe that the South Yorkshire police were too woke to prosecute sexual abuse cases, when in fact the police force was itself an instrument of patriarchal sexual violence. It’s like a case study in the worst excesses of the British press.
Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers
Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time
www.theguardian.com
July 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
IDEA: A musical featuring Paul Daniels and Marilyn Monroe

Some Like It Not A Lot
July 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I’m thinking of writing a series of novels in a genre I’ll call Dark Satanic Mills & Boon, featuring William Blake and Barbara Cartland as star-crossed lovers who share a passion for devil worship.
July 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Personally I find this tribute to Rolf Harris in bad taste.
July 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This belief is a huge part of what has gotten us here: An obsessive insistence that “debate” should take precedence over all other values, including the *merits of the thing being debated.*

It is a value antithetical to journalism and they keep pretending it is the only thing journalists should do
July 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Get in your bicycle- shaped coffin you bald ghoul.
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Santa, Baby, surely from up there you can see if the world is a globe or not.

Flat Eartha Kitt
June 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
#LUFC Wonder why I didn't get the Willy Gnonto song....
June 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
@michaeltsb.bsky.social

Are you all posting where you are up to or what pub you collapse in? I'm not far from Thirsk and would like to bung you a pint or 5.

Or is the evening all fruit juice, blister plasters and pasta?
June 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I am honored to have received an Open Research Award for my undergraduate dissertation 'No Stone Left Unturned: Archaeogaming, Archives, Audiences'. Thank you @uoyopenres.bsky.social🪨

#Archaeology
🏆 CONGRATULATIONS to @louisearchaeology.bsky.social @dah-lab.bsky.social for creating No Stone Left Unturned, a game which re-purposes digitised archival materials from the Avebury Papers Project to create public engagement for archaeological research ⛏️
No Stone Unturned | Play on gd.games
Play No Stone Unturned on gd.games, a game created with GDevelop, the free and easy game-making app.
gd.games
May 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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For sale: unlimited supply of typewriters.
Missing: infinite number of monkeys.
Wanted: actors for newly discovered Shakespeare play.
March 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sky TV is fucking shit,
even the picture doesn't fit
March 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I need to interrupt your evening with this joke Kid 1 just told me:

What noise does James Bond's doorbell make?

Dong. Ding Dong.
January 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Shoutout to everyone who’s never had an identity crisis. You know who you are.
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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It’s the shortest day. Mind your head.
December 21, 2024 at 9:29 AM
In the copse near me an unidentifiable creature is thrutching about it.

On and on.

Folk horror/ nature calling.
November 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM