Ev the happy turkey 🦃
@evanwm91.bsky.social
Hoosier turned Oregonian | PhD in Social Psychology | Spooky movies, pizza, things, etc.
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
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Everyone needs to know about this beautiful baby doggo I’m babysitting that will be mine soon cause he’s too cute to give back 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Everyone needs to know about this beautiful baby doggo I’m babysitting that will be mine soon cause he’s too cute to give back 🥰
Really wanna be cute and go ice skating at the outdoor winter rink 🥹🤗😌
*remembers last year his shoes were stolen and he had to walk in the pouring rain in his socks*
*remembers last year his shoes were stolen and he had to walk in the pouring rain in his socks*
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Really wanna be cute and go ice skating at the outdoor winter rink 🥹🤗😌
*remembers last year his shoes were stolen and he had to walk in the pouring rain in his socks*
*remembers last year his shoes were stolen and he had to walk in the pouring rain in his socks*
What do I want for lunch? Salad? Burger?!
Everything?!
Nothing?
Everything?!
Nothing?
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What do I want for lunch? Salad? Burger?!
Everything?!
Nothing?
Everything?!
Nothing?
Repost with a picture of you an all 4s
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Repost with a picture of you an all 4s
Wow guys I’ve sent 4 emails today. Look at me being a professional man thing 💁🏼♀️
two women are standing next to each other in an office looking at a computer monitor .
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November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wow guys I’ve sent 4 emails today. Look at me being a professional man thing 💁🏼♀️
You mean I still have to sit here for 4 hours?
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You mean I still have to sit here for 4 hours?
Having lunch at a dive bar
….and what is it about some men that come in and are SO loud. Yes, we hear you.
….and what is it about some men that come in and are SO loud. Yes, we hear you.
a woman in a black dress says it-it-the-f-it-flam-flames
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November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Having lunch at a dive bar
….and what is it about some men that come in and are SO loud. Yes, we hear you.
….and what is it about some men that come in and are SO loud. Yes, we hear you.
Eavesdropping on someone getting into trouble in the office 👀👀👀
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Eavesdropping on someone getting into trouble in the office 👀👀👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wouldn’t it be so silly if I was sick tomorrow…and the day after…and the day after that. And then it was the holiday 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Wouldn’t it be so silly if I was sick tomorrow…and the day after…and the day after that. And then it was the holiday 🤭
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Evan / Ev
Pronouns: He / Him / His
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Interests: Scary movies (scary everything) / Traveling / Dancing / Music / Men / Time with friends / Dogs
Vocation: Research and Evaluation Analyst / Social Psychologist / Professor / Trial Consultant
Name: Evan / Ev
Pronouns: He / Him / His
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Interests: Scary movies (scary everything) / Traveling / Dancing / Music / Men / Time with friends / Dogs
Vocation: Research and Evaluation Analyst / Social Psychologist / Professor / Trial Consultant
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Evan / Ev
Pronouns: He / Him / His
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Interests: Scary movies (scary everything) / Traveling / Dancing / Music / Men / Time with friends / Dogs
Vocation: Research and Evaluation Analyst / Social Psychologist / Professor / Trial Consultant
Name: Evan / Ev
Pronouns: He / Him / His
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Interests: Scary movies (scary everything) / Traveling / Dancing / Music / Men / Time with friends / Dogs
Vocation: Research and Evaluation Analyst / Social Psychologist / Professor / Trial Consultant
Don’t check bank account don’t check bank account don’t check bank account
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Don’t check bank account don’t check bank account don’t check bank account
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Prepping for Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Prepping for Thanksgiving.
I’m so sleepy. Someone come give me a backrub
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m so sleepy. Someone come give me a backrub
Inject this into my veins immediately
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Inject this into my veins immediately
Welp, she’s drinkin 💁🏼♀️
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Welp, she’s drinkin 💁🏼♀️
Cold and wanting to snuggle*
*nakie snuggles
*nakie snuggles
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cold and wanting to snuggle*
*nakie snuggles
*nakie snuggles
My least favorite day of the year. Can’t believe it’s been 3 years.
You would have loved Oregon. I wish I could tell you everything about it.
I miss you. I love you. ❤️
You would have loved Oregon. I wish I could tell you everything about it.
I miss you. I love you. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My least favorite day of the year. Can’t believe it’s been 3 years.
You would have loved Oregon. I wish I could tell you everything about it.
I miss you. I love you. ❤️
You would have loved Oregon. I wish I could tell you everything about it.
I miss you. I love you. ❤️
Really really wanna be tied up and used
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Really really wanna be tied up and used
It’s so fun being the department gay. Like yes pls, tell me all the drama.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s so fun being the department gay. Like yes pls, tell me all the drama.
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Good morning to all of my boyfriends, daddies and oomfianas 🩵 todays a great day to give me attention 😇
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good morning to all of my boyfriends, daddies and oomfianas 🩵 todays a great day to give me attention 😇
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Men who want my booty…reveal yourselves to me 👀
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Men who want my booty…reveal yourselves to me 👀