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Ev the happy turkey 🦃
@evanwm91.bsky.social
Hoosier turned Oregonian | PhD in Social Psychology | Spooky movies, pizza, things, etc.

He/him 🏳️‍🌈

Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
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Almost time
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Everyone needs to know about this beautiful baby doggo I’m babysitting that will be mine soon cause he’s too cute to give back 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Really wanna be cute and go ice skating at the outdoor winter rink 🥹🤗😌

*remembers last year his shoes were stolen and he had to walk in the pouring rain in his socks*
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What do I want for lunch? Salad? Burger?!

Everything?!

Nothing?
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Repost with a picture of you an all 4s
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wow guys I’ve sent 4 emails today. Look at me being a professional man thing 💁🏼‍♀️
two women are standing next to each other in an office looking at a computer monitor .
Alt: two women are standing next to each other in an office looking at a computer monitor .
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November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You mean I still have to sit here for 4 hours?
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Having lunch at a dive bar

….and what is it about some men that come in and are SO loud. Yes, we hear you.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Eavesdropping on someone getting into trouble in the office 👀👀👀
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gobble my #ass this turkey week
#MCM #MonochromeMonday #gaysky #nsfw #butt
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wouldn’t it be so silly if I was sick tomorrow…and the day after…and the day after that. And then it was the holiday 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reintroduction Thread:

Name: Evan / Ev

Pronouns: He / Him / His

Location: Hillsboro, Oregon

Interests: Scary movies (scary everything) / Traveling / Dancing / Music / Men / Time with friends / Dogs

Vocation: Research and Evaluation Analyst / Social Psychologist / Professor / Trial Consultant
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Don’t check bank account don’t check bank account don’t check bank account
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Prepping for Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m so sleepy. Someone come give me a backrub
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Inject this into my veins immediately
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Welp, she’s drinkin 💁🏼‍♀️
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Cold and wanting to snuggle*

*nakie snuggles
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My least favorite day of the year. Can’t believe it’s been 3 years.

You would have loved Oregon. I wish I could tell you everything about it.

I miss you. I love you. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Really really wanna be tied up and used
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s so fun being the department gay. Like yes pls, tell me all the drama.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Good morning to all of my boyfriends, daddies and oomfianas 🩵 todays a great day to give me attention 😇
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Spank/breed me in the shower
#nsfw #gaysky #spank #humpday
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Men who want my booty…reveal yourselves to me 👀
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM