Ev the happy turkey 🦃
@evanwm91.bsky.social
Hoosier turned Oregonian | PhD in Social Psychology | Spooky movies, pizza, things, etc.
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
Really really wanna be tied up and used
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Really really wanna be tied up and used
It’s so fun being the department gay. Like yes pls, tell me all the drama.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s so fun being the department gay. Like yes pls, tell me all the drama.
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Good morning to all of my boyfriends, daddies and oomfianas 🩵 todays a great day to give me attention 😇
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good morning to all of my boyfriends, daddies and oomfianas 🩵 todays a great day to give me attention 😇
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Men who want my booty…reveal yourselves to me 👀
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Men who want my booty…reveal yourselves to me 👀
Post your favorite beanie baby.
Corky was my first love 💜
Corky was my first love 💜
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Post your favorite beanie baby.
Corky was my first love 💜
Corky was my first love 💜
It was chili cookoff day at work and we didn’t get a nap afterward.
Someone lend me their chest to use as a pillow. Pls and thank you ☺️
Someone lend me their chest to use as a pillow. Pls and thank you ☺️
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It was chili cookoff day at work and we didn’t get a nap afterward.
Someone lend me their chest to use as a pillow. Pls and thank you ☺️
Someone lend me their chest to use as a pillow. Pls and thank you ☺️
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This healed something in me
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This healed something in me
Alright - cried a lot yesterday.
Needed to get that out.
What else is going on. It’s Tuesday, isn’t it?!
Needed to get that out.
What else is going on. It’s Tuesday, isn’t it?!
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Alright - cried a lot yesterday.
Needed to get that out.
What else is going on. It’s Tuesday, isn’t it?!
Needed to get that out.
What else is going on. It’s Tuesday, isn’t it?!
Ugh. Crying in my office.
Get me to the weekend
Get me to the weekend
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ugh. Crying in my office.
Get me to the weekend
Get me to the weekend
This week sucks for me.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This week sucks for me.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
Friday is third anniversary of my mom passing away.
Already cried on my way to work.
ALS sucks.
That euphoric feeling after shampooing the carpets around the house. Yes, I can be your houseboy
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That euphoric feeling after shampooing the carpets around the house. Yes, I can be your houseboy
I need to get f****d within an inch of my life so bad right now
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I need to get f****d within an inch of my life so bad right now
Just remembered I have a tricycle license from pre-school. Oh, I thought I was legit street trike legal 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just remembered I have a tricycle license from pre-school. Oh, I thought I was legit street trike legal 🤣
Stress eating a brownie cause my work laptop isn’t turning on and I’m a “save everything to my desktop until I force myself to move it later” person 💀
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stress eating a brownie cause my work laptop isn’t turning on and I’m a “save everything to my desktop until I force myself to move it later” person 💀
Have you ever soaked your clothes in OkiClean and were just utterly disgusted that you wear those clothes regularly
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Have you ever soaked your clothes in OkiClean and were just utterly disgusted that you wear those clothes regularly
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Trying to get more steps in at work by going on lil power girl walkabouts and just twisted and ankle..by standing?!? 🤦🏼
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trying to get more steps in at work by going on lil power girl walkabouts and just twisted and ankle..by standing?!? 🤦🏼
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Someone bring me a some really good nachos and a cold beer and I'm yours.
Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Charli xcx I am fed. thank you mother.
Finally watched Prey!!
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Finally watched Prey!!
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Whyyyyy did I wait so long omg omg
Pup-sitting this weekend :D
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pup-sitting this weekend :D
Portland metro gays…hiiiii
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Portland metro gays…hiiiii
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗
I still wanna be friends and do friend things together 🤗