Ev
@evanwm91.bsky.social
Hoosier turned Oregonian | PhD in Social Psychology | Spooky movies, pizza, things, etc.
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Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
He/him 🏳️🌈
Venmo 👉🏻👈🏻: https://venmo.com/u/Evan-McCracken-3
This week has been the longest year
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This week has been the longest year
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Was a very brave boy and had my interview and think it went well….and now I want treats and a massage
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Was a very brave boy and had my interview and think it went well….and now I want treats and a massage
February 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Should have taken today and tomorrow off because there is no world in which I can concentrate until after my interview is over
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Should have taken today and tomorrow off because there is no world in which I can concentrate until after my interview is over
Uh oh.
Sunday scaries 😫
Sunday scaries 😫
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Uh oh.
Sunday scaries 😫
Sunday scaries 😫
Bought new professional clothes today and I feel like I actually look good in them…and wow - what a confidence boost
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Bought new professional clothes today and I feel like I actually look good in them…and wow - what a confidence boost
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catherine o’hara was a comedic genius and the world is worse off without her in it - rest in peace to a true legend
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
catherine o’hara was a comedic genius and the world is worse off without her in it - rest in peace to a true legend
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Think I need more new jocks
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Think I need more new jocks
It’s Friday. We made it 🫠
a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round
ALT: a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
It’s Friday. We made it 🫠
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Art. Is. Political.
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Art. Is. Political.
My brain: wouldn’t it be silly if you woke up at 2:30am and just thought about work for hours 🤭
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My brain: wouldn’t it be silly if you woke up at 2:30am and just thought about work for hours 🤭
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Too many emails 😫😩 Maybe I’ll try cock 😋
Work stress may turn you gay: Religious minister
KUALA LUMPUR: Work-related stress may be one of the factors leading individuals to become involved in the LGBT community, said Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department (Religious Affairs) Dr Zulkifli Hasan.
www.dailyexpress.com.my
January 27, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Too many emails 😫😩 Maybe I’ll try cock 😋
It’s…it’s only Tuesday
a woman with a wig on her head is making a funny face in a room .
ALT: a woman with a wig on her head is making a funny face in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It’s…it’s only Tuesday
Did people not actually climb trees when they were little?
I’m learning so many people didn’t and I’m like wait a sec…am I the weird one?
I’m learning so many people didn’t and I’m like wait a sec…am I the weird one?
January 27, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Did people not actually climb trees when they were little?
I’m learning so many people didn’t and I’m like wait a sec…am I the weird one?
I’m learning so many people didn’t and I’m like wait a sec…am I the weird one?
His mind 🤯
…and yes, this is a need
…and yes, this is a need
Beatings will continue until morale improves would be much more effective if beatings were spankings and they were administered by bloomfies
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 AM
His mind 🤯
…and yes, this is a need
…and yes, this is a need
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Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
What’s it called when you make one mistake at work and then hyper-fixate on it until the end of time?
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
What’s it called when you make one mistake at work and then hyper-fixate on it until the end of time?
Nighty night men inside my phone 🤗
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Nighty night men inside my phone 🤗
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Anyways I can’t wait to see Bad Bunny sexy ass get on that Super Bowl stage and put on an amazing show and make racist foam at the mouth!
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Anyways I can’t wait to see Bad Bunny sexy ass get on that Super Bowl stage and put on an amazing show and make racist foam at the mouth!
I often have body insecurity but today I’m having face insecurity. Like, I wanna look like you all
January 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I often have body insecurity but today I’m having face insecurity. Like, I wanna look like you all
