Evan Wilt
@evanwilt.bsky.social
Software Engineer, lover of expensive hobbies, and all-around dork
In the lab, straight up glorching it , and by “it” well. Haha let’s just say. my computir
September 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In the lab, straight up glorching it , and by “it” well. Haha let’s just say. my computir
I cackled when they announced this but $100 for what is essentially a case with what’s probably some cheap plastic lenses is goofy
Virtual Boy for Nintendo Switch 2/Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Classics Will be $99.99 When It Releases. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I cackled when they announced this but $100 for what is essentially a case with what’s probably some cheap plastic lenses is goofy
Honestly impressed it took this long before Trump and Elon started going at it
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Honestly impressed it took this long before Trump and Elon started going at it
Finally, a midwest pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finally, a midwest pope
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(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
You messed with the wrong protected class Mr. President… Gamers.
BREAKING: Nintendo delays April 9 preorders for the Switch 2 due to tariffs.
From Nintendo:
"Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions... The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged."
From Nintendo:
"Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions... The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged."
April 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You messed with the wrong protected class Mr. President… Gamers.
Never thought I’d see a FromSoft game announced at a Nintendo event, let alone an exclusive
April 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Never thought I’d see a FromSoft game announced at a Nintendo event, let alone an exclusive
Hate it here
New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback.
We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
March 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hate it here
They’re going to put it in Grok and get some reddit-ass response back like “Hrm…looks like the kind gentlesir did not do enough this week. Activate le banhammer!”
UPDATE: Responses to the Elon Musk-directed email to government employees about what work they accomplished over the past week are expected to be fed into an artificial intelligence system to determine whether those jobs are necessary or not, sources say.
DOGE will use AI to assess the responses from federal workers who were told to justify their jobs via email
The revelation comes as federal workers face a midnight deadline to respond to an email from the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.
nbcnews.to
February 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They’re going to put it in Grok and get some reddit-ass response back like “Hrm…looks like the kind gentlesir did not do enough this week. Activate le banhammer!”
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s banana bread time
February 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s banana bread time
Why’d no one tell me there’s a town called Bippus in my state
February 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why’d no one tell me there’s a town called Bippus in my state
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Loved the Pebble time/steel in high school, I hope they can add integration with health trackers and NFC payments. Once that happens my Apple Watch is gone
** It's happening!! **
We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble
With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble
With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
Why We’re Bringing Pebble Back
Eight years later, you still can’t beat a Pebble
ericmigi.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Loved the Pebble time/steel in high school, I hope they can add integration with health trackers and NFC payments. Once that happens my Apple Watch is gone
You love to see it
Elon Musk says Twitter (X) is 'barely breaking even' and user growth has stagnated
January 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You love to see it
Waiter! Waiter! More oligarchs please!
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Waiter! Waiter! More oligarchs please!
Pain
December 11, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Pain
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me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs
November 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs
Been doing a lot of reflecting over the past couple days and I’m 100% certain now that had COVID not happened Trump would have won 2020. I can only hope a better Democratic party comes out of this, but after three almost identical elections it’s hard to believe it’s possible.
November 8, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Been doing a lot of reflecting over the past couple days and I’m 100% certain now that had COVID not happened Trump would have won 2020. I can only hope a better Democratic party comes out of this, but after three almost identical elections it’s hard to believe it’s possible.
