Evan Wilt
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Evan Wilt
@evanwilt.bsky.social
Software Engineer, lover of expensive hobbies, and all-around dork
Dunno shit about baseball but this was a beautiful string of posts
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sold out of the pre-built ones currently 🥲
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Key cards aren’t console locked or anything, as long as you have a cart you can download/play the game.
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Need a gun buyback program but instead of guns it’s computers and instead of money it’s spice
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Dawg probably puts baked beans in his mac & cheese, I don’t wanna hear it
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The real answer is Canada Dry fruit splash zero sugar

I haven’t tried Crush but Sunkit kinda has that artificial aftertaste to me.
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Do that again and I’m reporting your ass to Mayor McCheese
August 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I need this but with a PS3 and Chad Warden
July 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This screams “intern project that we didn’t need but we’re too uptight to let an intern work on something useful”
July 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Great soundtrack for the moment I lose my vision to the butthole beam
July 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sorry I only use GSWM (glup shitto window manager)
June 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
But now that it’s actually happening it’s even better than I imagined
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Love that Santos is on here for some reason
April 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Pain, agony even
April 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Imitation pancakes
April 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The late, great, LiberalLecter
March 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A man has fallen into bankruptcy in Lego City!
March 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM