evan cook
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evan cook
@evancook.audio
union sound designer, union stagehand.
IATSE USA 829 + 635.
has circuit board
roko’s basilisk but the basilisk just wanted to nail their enormous short of the world markets
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
one more lane would fix this train system
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
future aura farmers of america
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The Financial Times' Bryce Elder (@bryce.lol) wrote up a piece about my newsletter.
www.ft.com/content/fce7...
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ever since i was a child i knew i wanted my own supply of ESD-safe zipping plastic bags
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
any folks here based near shenzhen, or have contacts there? i am seeking a shenzhen peng city football shirt but cannot find one in my size for sale on the internet
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Baseball has now ended and in 90 minutes we enter the period of literal darkness to accompany our figurative darkness. 49 days until the days get longer. 100 days until pitchers and catchers report.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
like it or not, we're chainsmoking baseball and everyone on this site is going to smell the secondhand smoke
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
they’re competing for the world series ring, which this year is “the ring of fire”
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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moving even deeper into anything-could-happen territory
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
alright folks, last shift of baseball before we tarp it up for the winter. let's go out there and watch the game, just like we've been practicing.
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
this sticker was designed in affinity software and i am cautiously optimistic that free affinity software is going to be a great boon for folks who want to explore digital graphics
have you been betrayed recently by a software company changing their licensing methods?
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
time for another shift at Baseball
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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congratulations to baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
good night everyone, thanks for watching baseball together
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"three true outcomes" did not anticipate a fourth, false outcome, in which we all experience eternity
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"topps now" really taking on a whole new meaning when we are experiencing an eternal present that hasn't been possible since the summer of 2020
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
in the 19th inning we unlock the sequestered positions, like the shorterstop. plays between first and second with two catchers mitts
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Bullpens on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched IKF pop fly catches glitter in the dark near the Stadium Way Gate B . All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
proposing we call this one "The Ship of Theseus Game"
What’s crazy is that the lineups have morphed so many times, we’re basically watching two entirely different teams play than when we started 19 years ago
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
at a certain point do they have to let the bull out of the bullpen
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
sometimes the world series is a couple games about winning a ring.

sometimes, the world series is the ring cycle
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
this games feels like the moon is moving closer, inning by inning. unsettling but you can't look away, because you've never seen these details before
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM