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IATSE USA 829 + 635.
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minimum viable product for your development reference
two jumping chrises ashworth appear in the QLab command J dialog box
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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parents beware, it's likely there are yamaha CL console users in your area.
an image of flash drives concealed in candy bars. the caption reads, "check your child's candy this year! it can look harmless on first inspection but inside, it'll be jammed full of old .CLF"
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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a craigslist ad that proposes that santa claus could be real, seeking a santa claus expert for a documentary that investigates the story and existence of santa claus. the listed fee is $1000
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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level 4 gallery in the shed in nyc

#buildingreference
the shed gallery 4 in hudson yards, new york city. a slab cement floor with a slatted ceiling
October 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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they are very excited about computer networking, the osi model, and the 'become unmanageable' sticker
a mushroom and pear figurine flank either side of a grey sticker sheet. the image on the sticker sheet is an unmanaged network switch with the words "become unmanageable" printed on the top of the switch
September 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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have you been betrayed recently by a software company changing their licensing methods?
a bumper sticker that says “please don’t hit me! i cannot afford to repair this vehicle. i spend all my money on software subscriptions.”
September 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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i design stickers about live entertainment and fabrication. this might be my favorite so far.
a water bottle adorned with a white diamond-shaped sticker. the sticker says, "any power supply is interruptible for those who are sufficiently dedicated."
August 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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bigger pay now working as a draftsman
one man in shirt sleeves and a vest, seated at a drafting table complete with drawing parallel, addresses a bespectacled man in a suit. "my job, tom, is a dandy more fun- easier work and bigger pay no working as a draftsman"
August 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching the people who are watching baseball
a man painted like a gold statue spectates an orioles game
July 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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another unusual sign for the collection of unusual signs
a polar bear and the text COOL ZONE inscribed in a blue diamond
June 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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never trust me with free wifi
holding up a phone displaying a Grubhub launch screen, on a plane
June 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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wurmple, that’s for everyone!!
the pokemon wurmple drinks from a teapot
May 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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your order of crab, sir
magic the gathering hedron crab, a spiky shelled being. image edited so the crab is saying, “when i mill you, i am a clever boy.”
May 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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new mantra courtesy of ninafield.design, photo by me
an atlantic ocean sunset with gold and orange reflecting off the sea. the text, also in yellow, reads “i am an anxious person working with some less than stellar gear”
May 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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happy to put this in my web store if folks are interested
a card with black printed text that reads “recording in progress do not disturb” with a mic icon in the center
May 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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orioles baseball
kevin brown and ben macdonald are visited in the orioles broadcast booth by a mandalorian, a clone trooper, and obi wan kenobi
May 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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they made a terrible mistake allowing me to purchase a badge printer secondhand
a printed badge with a blue background. the image on the badge is a red X drawn over a simple illustration of a house. the text below the image reads “at this rate, i’ll never afford a home. so, please don’t steal my bag.”
April 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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badge printer working swimmingly. this badge is called "computer clown"
a green printed badge card. in black pixelated text, the badge reads "another day as a computer clown in the internet circus"
April 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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this one goes out to john o'connor of AP for taking such a great photo of khan pritzker
an image edit of jb pritzker looking at timothy chalamet's picture as if it were displayed in the butter sculpture exhibit at the Illinois state fair
March 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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racks, with decoration courtesy of @lizard.tools
3 server racks of audio equipment. the center rack has a piece of paper taped to it that says “my other car is a sun microsystems unix workstation”
February 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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a tweet from @seandance that reads ‘notice nobody ever says "you shouldn't be expecting to make any money off doing theatre" to producers’
February 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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yugi moto reminds you to save the network switch configuration to your computer
February 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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adam silver post edited to say "get ready to forget coffee buddy"
January 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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a 1983 bloomberg chiclet keyboard. this keyboard features an off-center spacebar like the original poster showed
January 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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they let me see the photos i took that day
a scan of a panoramic film still, which is double the width of a normal frame of 35mm. the landscape shows red orange trees in full fall foliage, next to the wide expanse of a river, under a lightly cloud sky. the image was captured from the Walkway Over the Hudson State Historic Park
January 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM