eban bvurke
@evanburke.bsky.social
terminally online grass-toucher
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surveys can easily be manipulated to create specific narratives; i prefer regurgitating what i see on social media, which famously cannot be manipulated to create specific narratives
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
surveys can easily be manipulated to create specific narratives; i prefer regurgitating what i see on social media, which famously cannot be manipulated to create specific narratives
Ok "Young, dumb, and full of Christ" is a hilarious line
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ok "Young, dumb, and full of Christ" is a hilarious line
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i think a lot of people think of "slop" as following from the next-token prediction nature of how generative AI works, but i sort of think that the "slop"-ish qualities of genAI output can be chalked up way more to RLHF
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i think a lot of people think of "slop" as following from the next-token prediction nature of how generative AI works, but i sort of think that the "slop"-ish qualities of genAI output can be chalked up way more to RLHF
Turns out California libs like filling in the little circle for "Fuck Texas". It's a very satisfying vote
this would mean half of registered california voters voted in an odd year special election with a single arcane proposition on the ballot
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Turns out California libs like filling in the little circle for "Fuck Texas". It's a very satisfying vote
People are saying twitter is a Nazi hellhole and uh, I'm on there and I don't see that at all? Have I just blocked so many more Nazis than everyone else? is that the secret?
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
People are saying twitter is a Nazi hellhole and uh, I'm on there and I don't see that at all? Have I just blocked so many more Nazis than everyone else? is that the secret?
If you ever fall in love with a model, you should fall in love with an open source model
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If you ever fall in love with a model, you should fall in love with an open source model
Jesus has risen to tell me I owe 6 paychecks to the IRS 🫡
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Jesus has risen to tell me I owe 6 paychecks to the IRS 🫡
M*crosoft is on an impressive run this year. and I don't mean that in a good way, I mean that in a "when are we staging an intervention" way
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
M*crosoft is on an impressive run this year. and I don't mean that in a good way, I mean that in a "when are we staging an intervention" way
pink pony club, I'm gonna keep shitposting at the pink pony club
March 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
pink pony club, I'm gonna keep shitposting at the pink pony club
sorry, I'd love to chat, but it's not a great time - I'm going into emotional labor right now
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
sorry, I'd love to chat, but it's not a great time - I'm going into emotional labor right now
Don't waste your time on me /
You're already /
Fred Durst inside my head
You're already /
Fred Durst inside my head
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Don't waste your time on me /
You're already /
Fred Durst inside my head
You're already /
Fred Durst inside my head
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Maybe they'd be happier if, before girls were a bit goofy, they took a moment to say "we would like to begin by acknowledging that today we gather on the ruins of the bastions of masculinity"
March 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Maybe they'd be happier if, before girls were a bit goofy, they took a moment to say "we would like to begin by acknowledging that today we gather on the ruins of the bastions of masculinity"
what if I got really into shitposting on LinkedIn
February 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
what if I got really into shitposting on LinkedIn
ugh I guess I gotta split my online presence into "shitpost" and "professional" accounts again
January 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
ugh I guess I gotta split my online presence into "shitpost" and "professional" accounts again
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Need to wet your greens?
I feel bad for ya, son;
got a thousand islands here
but dressing ain’t one.
I feel bad for ya, son;
got a thousand islands here
but dressing ain’t one.
December 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Need to wet your greens?
I feel bad for ya, son;
got a thousand islands here
but dressing ain’t one.
I feel bad for ya, son;
got a thousand islands here
but dressing ain’t one.
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trump is the ultimate blank slate. he is so incoherent that voters will project anything and everything onto him. meanwhile, he is the vehicle for the most radical group of reactionaries this country has produced since the fire eaters
November 6, 2024 at 7:12 PM
trump is the ultimate blank slate. he is so incoherent that voters will project anything and everything onto him. meanwhile, he is the vehicle for the most radical group of reactionaries this country has produced since the fire eaters
starting a moshpit at the m83 show
October 7, 2023 at 3:21 AM
starting a moshpit at the m83 show
Yeah sure sex is cool but have you ever told someone that a lot of Georgia O'Keefe's flower paintings are vaginas and watched their jaw drop
July 28, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Yeah sure sex is cool but have you ever told someone that a lot of Georgia O'Keefe's flower paintings are vaginas and watched their jaw drop
Do you think God gives a damn about miniature donkeys, Colm?
June 20, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Do you think God gives a damn about miniature donkeys, Colm?
$3500 to strap a huge spreadsheet on my face? Yes please 🥹
June 6, 2023 at 9:01 AM
$3500 to strap a huge spreadsheet on my face? Yes please 🥹
