Euan
banner
euan.bsky.social
Euan
@euan.bsky.social
i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape

(he/him)
Stereo is the best venue in Glasgow to enjoy the full Jenny Nicholson Star Wars Hotel experience
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
same energy
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Graham Linehan mixing up Femi and Bob Vylan almost pushes past racism and into ‘no really is there something medically wrong with his brain’ territory
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
crazy how different things would be if they’d never involved him at all
Blimey. Major new split in Your Party. Blackburn MP Adnan Hussain -who is secretary of the Your Party company - says he's quitting due to "persistent infighting, factional competition, and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good."
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Labour lumping all their enemies together as being pro-Putin really lets Reform UK off the hook for their actual serious links to Russia
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the (UK) Supreme Court seems to largely exist to slap down anything the Devolved administrations do that’s Too Devolved
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i am calling on the sun to rise tomorrow
NEW: Anas Sarwar has called for Rachel Reeves to scrap the two-child cap on benefits when she announces the UK Budget later this month.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Starting to feel bad for whoever MI5 has got on the Your Party beat

theonion.com/left-wing-gr...
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
NEW YORK—Admitting that they had been working for several years without any discernible success, FBI agents confirmed Wednesday that a local left-wing political group was too disorganized to infiltrat...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well we couldn't have that
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
tapping the sign
everything i hear about Your Party organising at a local level is full of optimism and joy, and everything i read about the central party apparatus makes Change UK The Independent Group for Change look like Machiavelli
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by Euan
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
being racist to defend a paedophile might be a new low for a man who has been plumbing record depths for the better part of a decade

(the scored out word is ‘nonce’, not sure who did that but it’s not on Linehan’s original post)
im not on the nazi app. screenshot is from a forum i use.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Reposted by Euan
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
probably important context that the article was about Johnny Cash lmao
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
uh huh
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Your Party appears to have ended up with ~£600,000 of cursed money that neither Your Party plc nor MoU (the company which is now just Zarah Sultana and actually holds most of the party's finances) want to be landed with
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
important to remember that we we talk about the BBC’s right-wing bias we mean in the way they chose what to report on and how they frame those issues, and when the right talks about the BBC’s left-wing bias they mean that sometimes the person who reads out the news is black
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
*Anthony Horowitz watching Daniel Craig parkour across a construction site in the mid-noughties* this man fought in World War II
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
very funny to do this and it’s still non-fiction books
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
that makes sense, i mean the sheer number of medals they were winning was ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
dang it’s a shame no-one pointed that unfairness out to her a year ago
NEW: Rachel Reeves signals she intends to remove the two-child cap *in full*

"I don't think a child should be penalised because they're in a bigger family through no fault of their own," she tells BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the BBC Director-General has faced more consequences for reporting on how Donald Trump incited an attempted coup on Jan 6th than Donald Trump faced for inciting an attempted coup on Jan 6th
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Lisa Nandy has now begun working on selecting the worst BBC Director-General of all time
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“offering a product you want to pay for” oh yeah absolutely i’m super jazzed to have the opportunity to make someone else’s mortgage payments for them plus however much else they fancy charging me
Surely there are some better arguments on the pro landlordism side of the debate than implying that if a landlord doesn't own the house, the house ceases to exist??
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM