Ethan the Otter 🦦
@ethantheotter.bsky.social
Nerdy queer paramedic living in the PNW • mid-20s • 5’10” • 170# • light brown hair • usually kinda scruffy • looking for more than a casual hook-up, less than a serious commitment • like werewolves, bad sci-fi movies, guys with beards & 3ways
Pinned
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Trump had his name removed from the Epstein files and put it on the Kennedy Center
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Trump had his name removed from the Epstein files and put it on the Kennedy Center
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What a vile and self-obsessed post. The American people deserve so much better.
Every single Republican must condemn this remarkably cruel and unacceptable diatribe from Trump.
Every single Republican must condemn this remarkably cruel and unacceptable diatribe from Trump.
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What a vile and self-obsessed post. The American people deserve so much better.
Every single Republican must condemn this remarkably cruel and unacceptable diatribe from Trump.
Every single Republican must condemn this remarkably cruel and unacceptable diatribe from Trump.
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Christmas Dick
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Christmas Dick
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This could’ve been our future
So much better than the orange Ferengi we currently have...
So much better than the orange Ferengi we currently have...
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This could’ve been our future
So much better than the orange Ferengi we currently have...
So much better than the orange Ferengi we currently have...
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ICE must go, but here's two immigrants who absolutely should be deported first...
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ICE must go, but here's two immigrants who absolutely should be deported first...
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
-FDR, 1937
-FDR, 1937
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
-FDR, 1937
-FDR, 1937
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Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
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When asked on Air Force One if there was anything "incriminating" in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger at the female reporter's face and said “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When asked on Air Force One if there was anything "incriminating" in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger at the female reporter's face and said “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.”
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Marjorie Taylor Greene calling for an end to toxic fighting in politics is like Elon calling for a ban on ketamine
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene calling for an end to toxic fighting in politics is like Elon calling for a ban on ketamine
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The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
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Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises
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Dress for the job you want.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dress for the job you want.
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Today's Dick Pic
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Today's Dick Pic
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He fucked your dad.
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He fucked your dad.
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Seattle No Kings from the monorail
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Seattle No Kings from the monorail